earpods

Knock off airports people choose to buy because they can't afford the real deal and still want to be trendy and relevant

did you see Ethan with those earphones? yeah, he must really think he's cool with those look-alikes trying to chase a trend.
Knock off airpods are earpods

by deltahawk24 February 10, 2019

earbud

The sexual act in which the man ejaculates into his partner's ear canal.

She couldn't hear anything right after I finished giving her a huge earbud.

by JJJSchmidt February 25, 2010

earbuds

poor people’s airpods

broke person : yo do you know where i can buy some earbuds
person with airpods : sorry man i dont speak broke

by pastaseotkopcavas February 27, 2019

earbud

Sorry, you are poor so I can't tell you.

Guy: Sorry I have earbuds so I can't hear you.

by MiKoSeNpAii February 17, 2019

Earbuds

What you wear so people around you don't hear you listening to porn.

I watch porn with my earbuds!

by Twight0931 March 26, 2021

earcuddles

the opposite of earrape; music that is pleasing to listen to/vibe to

'Midnight City' is great for earcuddles.

by spageetus August 9, 2021

Earpullis

When you've heard a song so many times, you want to pull your ears off.

Hoobastank's "the reason" is giving me a serious case of earpullis.

by Totalpaintjob May 21, 2022