bitch earphone

the inferior "earpiece" on your headphone set. for songs that use surround sound, where some sounds are only in one earphone but not the other. there is always one earphone that gets all the sounds, this is the superior earphone, the other earphone only gets some of the sounds. this is the bitch earphone.

it is vitally important when listening to an ipod/walkman etc with only 1 earphone in, that you dont put in the "bitch earphone"

hey this version of bohemian rhapsody is balls. oh damn it! i was using the bitch earphone!

by jonobello January 31, 2006

earpoon

when one has gauges in there ears big enough to have intercourse with of course the bigger the gauge the more possible for you to stick your meat in it

That girls gauges are so big i can F*ck them that was some good earpoon

by chewyskullz March 16, 2010

earporn

Porn Involving penetration of the ear.

Damn, that was some fine earporn I watched yesterday

by magefeanor September 6, 2011

Earphone deafness

Deafness to the outside world as a result of earphones inserted ears and music volume turned up very loud. People then underestimate how loud their burps, farts, breathing and yawning are, as theu have limited access to the outside world

"Megan, that was the loudest fart I have ever heard."
"Sorry, Kate, I had earphone deafness and didn't realise it was would be so loud."

by donkeysanctuary October 26, 2012

earphones

listening to music , not outloud but through plugs

earphones are helpful

by jimmy stevan October 26, 2016

earpology

noun. The branch of study of the world of Wynonna Earp and the Earpers.

They watch the show Wynonna Earp like they are studying for an earpology exam.

by earper October 21, 2021

earror

Earror: a independent, classy, sophisticated person. One who has been backstabbed and lied too. A name not for the weak. Someone who is very intelligent yet stupid. A magnificent abstract piece.

Damn good job dude! You pulled and earror!

by Earror February 4, 2022