Elphdick

Someone who is very annoying and has a really small dick. They always annoy people and secretly has crush that he always denies

Shut up Elphdick

by Walkingfish456 November 21, 2018

elaphagina

A big, stinky, hairy, vagina. A fat woman's cooch.

"I'd bet 50 bucks that Star Jones has an elaphagina."

by Howard Alan S. September 20, 2005

earphones

The sexual act when two males insert their penises in the recipient's (usually a female) ears, causing "music."

"So, me and Mark decided to give Jane the 'earphones' last night!"

by dillensson September 19, 2009

Earphone itch

That annoying itch you get inside your ear, just under you ear-bud, forcing you to take it in order to get to it.

Fuck! I've got the earphone itch! I had my ear-buds just the way I wanted too.

by JSHT August 25, 2010

earph

n 1: the 3rd planet from the sun; the planet on which we live; syn: Earth, world, globe 2: the loose soft material that makes up a large part of the land surface; syn: ground 3: the solid part of the earth's surface; syn: land, dry land, ground, solid ground, terra firma

Earph: "the Earph moves around the sun"; "he sailed around the world" "they dug into the earph outside the church" "the plane turned away from the sea and moved back over land"; "the earph shook for several minutes"; "he dropped the logs on the ground"

by Stephen Wright September 24, 2005

Elpho

A not so mysterious street in South Eastern Sydney where you can drive your car up and down the street and easily buy and sell drug's, play basketball and smoke weed with ya esh mates.

Dude 1 'whatchya doen brother ? headed out elpho ? '

Dude 2 'Nah fuck dat, dem fuckers el rob ya....'
Dude 1 'brah the best weed in Sydney's out elpho brah...
Dude 2. ' bruvva dem dudes only sell PGR 🤮 bullshit
Dude 1. IYKYK 😎

by IYKYK 😎 September 23, 2021

Earphoria

The opposite of earrape. A term used to describe music that is beautiful and pleasant to the ears, something that may indeed inspire euphoria.

Asher: Have you heard this song? It's absolute earphoria!

by Silver Something June 30, 2022