distorian—noun 1. a person who distorts, rather than honestly reports, history. 2. a person who, under the guise of reporting history, engages in a diatribe, debunking, or moral defenestration. 3. a person whose view of history is decidedly downbeat or misanthropic. adjective, of or concerning such a faux-historical or negative attitude or reporting.
A White House distorian says George Bush is the best president the US has ever had.
That new book that claims there was no Holocaust was obviously written by a distorian.
All those gloomy-doomy types that deny the world is constantly getting better are taking a distorian view of things.
That new book that claims there was no Holocaust was obviously written by a distorian.
All those gloomy-doomy types that deny the world is constantly getting better are taking a distorian view of things.
by J. Karlin September 13, 2006
Get the distorian mug.A noun used in reference to many science fiction (sci-fi) books that involve topics like a perfect world. For example, it may involve the use of euthanasia (for killing) those who do not fit into the societies of the settings there. It may also be about a book with characters following a seemingly corrupted government in which orders people to give them their life partners (spouses), jobs, children, and more. It may talk about slaves that were born solely for work outside of the settings and disposed of after their work is over with in the world. Usually used as a new genre term or a category of fiction books.
"Did you read that book about a futuristic dystopia yet?"
"Yeah, pretty depressing. That boy got his whole genetic line in jeopardy because all of the identical boys were perfect and orderly except for him. He could have been euthanized and killed just because he didn't fit in. Too bad too sad, be actually dies at the end."
"Wait...what?"
"The government's crazy idea of a utopia is terrible in that book."
"Indeed, let's not even dwell on the topic of the already ruined world all that much."
"Yeah, pretty depressing. That boy got his whole genetic line in jeopardy because all of the identical boys were perfect and orderly except for him. He could have been euthanized and killed just because he didn't fit in. Too bad too sad, be actually dies at the end."
"Wait...what?"
"The government's crazy idea of a utopia is terrible in that book."
"Indeed, let's not even dwell on the topic of the already ruined world all that much."
by FSRueful January 12, 2019
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by Nytsur October 19, 2006
Get the distopian mug.(n) A condition where a person is unable to type, usually caused by fatigue, injury, distraction, and more often than not.. stupidity
i was gign to type up a lettre today but I was suffring from a bad case of dystypia
HoW ArE u DoInG ToDaY.. WaNt 2 gO fOr CoFfEe?
HoW ArE u DoInG ToDaY.. WaNt 2 gO fOr CoFfEe?
by Y2D December 28, 2005
Get the dystypia mug.A rare neurological disorder often trigged by the seasonal flu shot. Dystonia has gotten recent attention in the media due to the 26 year old woman who is unable to walk forwards without stumbling and making jerking movements. She is unable to walk normal unless she is running...talk about a one in a million chance!
Christian: Why do you keep running away from me?
Katie: It's the only way to calm my dystonia homes!
Katie: It's the only way to calm my dystonia homes!
by erieee December 1, 2009
Get the dystonia mug.To have an infatuation with all things dystopia, to the point where you believe that you yourself, are in a dystopian reality.
Dystopia + maniac = dystopiac
Dystopia + maniac = dystopiac
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