A slang term used for inviting your entire family (wife and children included) into a sleeping bag where the family dog awaits after eating 14 tacos. The sleeping bag is sealed up, not unlike a sarcophagus while the muffled screams die out.
by dutchoven September 19, 2006
Get the dutch ovenmug. The act of stink farting or shitting ones self under the bed sheets, then stuffing your partners, brothers, sisters, moms head under the covers until they are paraplegic or something of that nature, unable to move.
My mom was getting on my nerves so bad last night, so i asked her to come to my room, and i ended up giving that bitch a dutch oven while she sucked on my cock.
by v1ru5 May 5, 2006
Get the dutch ovenmug. by Shithouse man November 4, 2018
Get the Dutch ovenmug. Lying on your back in bed on a cold winter morning, fill the covers with your own hot gasses. Arrange the sheets in such a way as to create a flue or exhaust channel towards your significant other. Simultaneously lift both arms straight up slowly to draw in more air. Finally, let the covers fall rapidly to expel a rush of hot gasses (and BO) up the flue toward your unsuspecting loved one.
Historically, "Dutch Ovens" were preheated brick cooking ovens in which the heated bricks constructing the walls would do the cooking. This modern adaptation approximates the warm rush of heat and aromas that blast you in the face when opening an oven door.
Don't forget to declare "dutch oven" and remember; practice makes perfect.
Historically, "Dutch Ovens" were preheated brick cooking ovens in which the heated bricks constructing the walls would do the cooking. This modern adaptation approximates the warm rush of heat and aromas that blast you in the face when opening an oven door.
Don't forget to declare "dutch oven" and remember; practice makes perfect.
by assgasket October 25, 2009
Get the Dutch Ovenmug. one who passes gas under the cover, and forces his or her spouse,or companion to smell their creation by throwing the cover over ones head..
ryan passed gas and thought to himself "thats a good one" and felt it should not go unnoticed, so he pulled the covers over unexpecting carrie's head. hearing her curse and and gag he is satisfied. thus giving her a dutch oven..
by kevin smith May 30, 2006
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Get the Dutch Ovenmug.