Dusted

dust. tired , lazy , how you feel when coming off your weed high .

" You still down to ball up later ? " - friend
"Nah bruh im hella dusted" - you .

"Bruh is the roach dust ?"
"Yeah the blunts dusted"

by aigbfro January 14, 2015

dirsted

When you get caught doing something you're not supposed to do

When the weed is ash so you say it's dirsted

Toss that Timmy, it's dirsted
Last night i got dirsted

by bigpeaches1234 April 11, 2017

crap dusted

Thanks to Rob and Big. Like Crop Dusted...but not.

When someone walks in front of an unexpecting victim and farts...the person then begins to notice the crime.

Could also be called a drive-by pant bomb

John: Dude...what..no..honestly? You crap dusted me man??

by sisterrevolution February 16, 2009

Dry Dusted

The feeling of being on a substance while not actually being under the influence of said substance.

Though she hadn't taken anything since last Sunday, she was feeling Dry Dusted and had to check just to make sure she hadn't taken anything.

by Plastikfear April 16, 2010

Schmead darsted

When a female comes over to your lovely man cave and passes out within the confines of your bed. She than pees your bed.

Dude can you believe that Andrew got schmead darsted again?

No man that's impossible.

by Juicy john December 30, 2012

Fairy Dusted

When you're trying to snort coke off of a hookers ass and she farts and blows it back into your face

Mike: Bro, I was hanging out with this babe last night and she fairy dusted me, bro

Trevor: shoulda punched 'er in 'er fuckin gazers bro

by wa ge October 24, 2019

dusted

Drink an Unsuspecting Small Town Establishment Dry - An event that was originaly created by the students of the Polytechnique de Montréal where they gathered a group of approx. 40 people who were driven in a bus to an unsuspecting small town establishment in order to empty all it's acohol reserve.

It's now being repeated by other universities frat.....

Yo im buying my DUSTED tickets tomoro.... remember that thing where we go to Drink An Unsuspecting Small Town Establishment Dry!

by emptyguy September 16, 2010