dimwitted lazy dunce

A fellow employee that doesn't have the sense God gave him. Hes a total lazy horses ass that leaves all the work for others. Meanwhile he constantly complains about all the work he is doing.

Jesus, why am I the one who is so lucky to work with

Rosita and Perla? They are both the epitome of a dimwitted lazy dunce!!!!!

by JohnsonsJohnson November 13, 2011

Danica

A Queen. A true leader. Even though she could get bitchy sometimes, she still is very fun to hang around with. She could be a badass or bad girl at some points, but other times she just tries to make you laugh

"Who's that badass bitch?"

"Oh, that's a Danica"

by pancakes_ June 1, 2018

Duncan Trussell

A hilarious, intuitive stand-up comedian. Has his own podcast called the Duncan Trussell Family Hour and is constantly a guest on the Joe Rogan Experience and the Deathsquad podcasts. Advocate of psychedelics, Buddhism, world change, and marijuana, among other things. An uber nerd, but an awesome person and role model nonetheless. To stand in the same room with him is the greatest honor known to man.

Dude, I saw Duncan Trussell today at the Ice House. He is fuckin' hilarious!

by acidprince August 12, 2012

Danica

Meaning most beautiful girl on the face of the earth.

Danica is a word that means the most amazing person ever. Fun to be around, the sweetest person ever. It also means most perfect girlfriend ever.

"You see that girl over there?"

"Yeahh"

"Dude... shes freakin awesome!"

"Yeah i know man... Shes just so perfect!"

"I bet ya shes a danica."

"Foshizzle yo"

by pancakes_ June 1, 2018

Duncan Hills Coffee

a song written by the band known as Dethklok. It was performed at Batsfjord, Norway where over 300,000 fans attended to hear the single be performed live. Fans signed "pain waivers" before attending this concert due to its brutality. The song was written for the Duncan Hills Coffee Corporation. According to the Frontman Nathan Explosion, they were there..."to make coffee metal, everything metal... Blacker than the blackest black, times infinity."

My best friend died at the Dethklok concert while listening to "Duncan Hills Coffee".

by the ibanez of death September 19, 2008

Duncan's noodle

An asian teacher (randomly named Duncan) had punished his student just because that student didn't share his noodles to him during the online class. How ridiculous!
The noun phrase is used to describe something that is extremely ridiculous.

A: I just got punished by my parent because I study too hard that I got full mark in my previous exam.
B: That's totally a Duncan's noodle.

by The_Ultimate_Guy March 2, 2022

Tony Duncan

As a pre-intercourse ritual, the male puts a donut around the shaft of his penis as a buffer between himself and the female vagina. The male then continues the sex untill climax. Once he reaches the top of the mountain he then feeds the pastry to his partner as a post coatus snack.

"Man I bought a box of donuts, I'm gonna show her the Tony Duncan tonight"

by Tony Duncan September 19, 2014