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Dumpster Pump

Noun: A device used by Sodomites to more easily perform sodomy. Usually behind dumpsters or in corn field's. The base pump is 2 Metric Rogan's long and 1 Rogan wide, a little smaller than the average persons thumb.

Trivia: The Dumpster Pump was used during WW2 by it's inventor, Pumper Jones (Alex Jones' Great Great Grandfather) to drain the Nazi's of their Jizz strength. The concept for the Pump was based on Nikola Tesla's Earthquake Machine, which could vibrate at frequencies resonating with skyscrapers, potentially collapsing them. Instead, Pumper Jones' Dumpster Pump would collapse the ass's of men, and used 17 of Tesla's patents.
"I'll give you a nickel if I can test my Dumpster Pump on you."
"Ok Glenn, Can I set my mug on this dumpster first?"
by Potatogenic June 8, 2019
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dampsterdam

i arrive in dampsterdam tomorrow. forecast: rain, rain, rain, rain.
by kds818 October 7, 2009
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trumpster dumpster

What Donald Trump turned the White House into on January 20th, 2017.
Melania: I don't want to live in the trumpster dumpster!!
Donald: You are going to, even if I have to grab you by the pussy and drag you down here myself!
by @dumptrump January 23, 2017
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Trumpty Dumpty

An egg shaped Trump - he wants to build a wall, and others agree, as they want to keep Trumpty Dumpty on the other side of it!

Usually used as an insult for someone that you don't like, and want to have something between you (away from them)
"He's such a Trumpty Dumpty!"
by Loris 101 Disguises November 23, 2016
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Dumptruck

Used to describe someone that’s packing cheeks, pioneered by Disney Pixar mums
“Damn markzuckerberg got dumptruck”

I know right I would totally let him steal my data”
by Your local Einstein February 24, 2021
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Dumbstep

The negative term people would use instead of "dubstep."
Guy 1: Hey did you hear the new Skrillex dubstep remix at Ultra?
Guy 2: Ugh...dumbstep.
by PunkRokRevival October 25, 2011
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kentucky dumptruck

the act of shitting into another persons butthole, and having them shit out the shit that you shit into their ass onto your chest.
i gave jonny a kentucky dumptruck last night after we went out for coffee.
by louie longlegs July 3, 2012
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