upper dumpkin

When your taking a shit in the tank of a toilet(upper deck) while getting a blow job(blumpkin).

I never knew I could get an upper dumpkin in the church bathroom.

by Halfmoonsports November 27, 2013

Humpty Dumpkin

The act of having vaginal sex while relieveing oneself of fecal matter.

"Dood, I was taking this huge dump the other day, when this chick came in and just rode my cock! It was amazing!" Paul "The Sodomizer"

by Pinksocker69 September 14, 2004

lumpy dumpkins

Colorful term for little pebble turds; sounds like dropping a handful of marbles in the toilet. see also- dumpy lumpkins

lumpy dumpkins are not just for breakfast anymore.

by rustylongsword June 24, 2010

Dumpkin

on the phone with your lover and taking a dump at the same time.

I was taking a "(dumpkin)"while on the phone with my lover.

by Airwick & love muffin March 11, 2018

Dumpkin

A man named Dan with orange hair.

Wow Dan, that's quite the dumpkin!

by Pumpkin Dan May 14, 2021

Dumpkin

When you have sex on a toilet while taking a dump.

Dude did you hear Jimmy’s chick broke in on him mid shit for a dumpkin???

by Fancy pants March 6, 2022

dumpkin

n. a fat, round protruding lower abdomen

"Oh my, that lady has a really big dumpkin!"

by randomglowstick October 5, 2015