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upper dumpkin

When your taking a shit in the tank of a toilet(upper deck) while getting a blow job(blumpkin).
I never knew I could get an upper dumpkin in the church bathroom.
by Halfmoonsports November 27, 2013
mugGet the upper dumpkinmug.

Humpty Dumpkin

The act of having vaginal sex while relieveing oneself of fecal matter.
"Dood, I was taking this huge dump the other day, when this chick came in and just rode my cock! It was amazing!" Paul "The Sodomizer"
by Pinksocker69 September 13, 2004
mugGet the Humpty Dumpkinmug.

lumpy dumpkins

Colorful term for little pebble turds; sounds like dropping a handful of marbles in the toilet. see also- dumpy lumpkins
lumpy dumpkins are not just for breakfast anymore.
by rustylongsword June 27, 2010
mugGet the lumpy dumpkinsmug.

Dumpkin

Wow Dan, that's quite the dumpkin!
by Pumpkin Dan May 14, 2021
mugGet the Dumpkinmug.

Cum Dumpkin

/come dump-kin/
Noun, Adjective, Verb
1: A term used to refer pumpkins that are used as semen receptacles, an act popularized by the transfem community
2: The act of filling a submissive partner with semen in the month of October
3: A descriptor used to refer to a submissive partner with the nickname "pumpkin" who happens to be quite the cumslut
1: "I've decided to get more use out of my Jack-o-lantern this year by turning into a cum dumpkin! Now it makes a great Halloween decoration and the perfect way to unload cum!"
2: "Last night, I turned my partner into a cum dumpkin"
3: "Who's my sweet, submissive cum dumpkin?~"
by The sequel November 15, 2023
mugGet the Cum Dumpkinmug.

dumpkin

n. a fat, round protruding lower abdomen
"Oh my, that lady has a really big dumpkin!"
by randomglowstick November 23, 2015
mugGet the dumpkinmug.

Dumpkin

on the phone with your lover and taking a dump at the same time.
I was taking a "(dumpkin)"while on the phone with my lover.
by Airwick & love muffin March 11, 2018
mugGet the Dumpkinmug.

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