Dafuq

The word commonly used by Luke Hemming in "Let Me Just Double Check" on Wattpad

Ashton Irwin (Luke's bf in the story): "Lucus, you need to stop throwing your shoes everywhere. And oh god, they smell terrible. Please wash them."
Luke Hemmings: "How dafuq do you wash shoes?"

by Smh gay ships ruined my life April 16, 2015

dafuq

1. a shortened term of the colloquialism "what the fuck".
2. used in several popblogs such as dafuq.biz and dafuq-posts.tumblr.com to indicate comedic or bizarre content.
3. An internet meme caption attached to images to indicate the image is comedic or bizarre to societal norms. Commonly seen on popblog icanhascheezburger.com.

what dafuq is this?

by loverlyidear August 7, 2012

dufus

A kindly way of saying that one is stupid. Certainly much nicer than calling someone a fuckwit, anyway.

"You dufus! Click the Print button if you wanna print, not the Close button!"

by Mr Ben February 10, 2005

dufuce

Its DOFUSS
Someone who acts dumb, trying to be funny amd/or smart.
Dofuss.

"Usually a male in his midteens to to mid twenties who constantly smiles and slides in poor taste jokes at inappropriate times. Usually slightly over weight, tall, wears glasses (broken) and has a hygine problem. Unable to interact socially with others or hold a job, and has carried the title of dork when younger.See that guy with the big feet, greasy hair and the baggy pants?

You mean that dufuce with the broken glasses over there?

Yeah, him. Lets sucker punch him on the way out.

dooface, duface, r tard, dork, target
Source: mr.steevo, Canada, Nov 2, 2005"

by KillYourHater December 28, 2005

Dufungo

Doofus, fungus combined

Jessica is such a dufungo, she thought Alaska was a continent.

by Robbiebobbie May 9, 2017

Dafuq

What the fuck?

Casey: I want some handcuffs for Christmas.
Casey's boyfriend: DAFUQ?!

by FUNNIEST BITCH EVER December 4, 2012

dufus

the wrong way spelling "doofus"

"You are a dufus"

"Actually, it's 'doofus', you doofus"

by atmofunk August 7, 2006