fuck ducker

A person who says "Not tonight, Honey...I have a headache."

"My boyfriend/husband/pool boy has been such a fuck ducker lately."

by livingdeadgirl August 13, 2006

Mother Ducker

A way to say 'Mother F***er' without really saying it.

Mother Ducker! I left my money at home!

by KarminAard June 2, 2009

fung ducker

Person who makes passionate love to a pile of human feces (shit).

I realized I became a fung Ducker , when I'd rather come home from work and screw a pile of my wife's shit then her hammered pussy/asshole!

by Seezar Sewickley October 22, 2017

fumb ducker

Dumb Fucker, switch the first word of each and you get Fumb Ducker. It's at least 75% more comical than calling someone a dumb fucker. You might get some wierd looks though, but only by people who are too dumb to know what you are saying.

Did you just tell Mr. Olympia that he looked queer? You fumb ducker.

by Joe W. Thomas October 23, 2006

Biffin ducker

1: An herb found in Eurasia that both bitches and fucks.

2: A DISGUSTING spammer who has a sickening hate fro snapesnogger. Mainly thrives on Deviantart.

3: Quite literally, one who bitches and fucks.

OMG!!11111 desu. You biffin ducker!

by Biffinducker January 9, 2008

Rubber Ducker

A substitute for the "m-f" word, as used on the radio or television. Synonyms: Mothatrucker, Monkeysucker, Master Fighter, Melonfarmer, Feather Plucker. Could be useful while singing Obie Trice's "Adrenaline Rush."

"Get live, rubber ducker, when I speak, rubber ducker, out your seats, rubber ducker, I'ma reach rubber duckers..."

by WMT August 1, 2003

Ducker Up

V. - To "pucker up" in preparation of kissing/sucking a dick. The special formation of the lips and tongue was invented by a roundtable commission of egyptian, blasian, and exotic sod women in 2005. It involves a bell-curvature on top lip and a miniature inverted bell-curvature on the bottom lip, with the tongue's center wrapped in a U shape and the sides flattening out to either side. This provides ideal sucking for those who get the meat of their pleasure from providing head.

Tim Scro: "Jennifer, ducker up buttercup, here I come."

*One minute later*

"Aaaah! Jen Itols, you are the best girl in the universe. I'm so glad I decided to put in that extra $100 in the last ten seconds, or you would've been shipped to that other bidder."

by G.M.H. November 8, 2009