Drunk

When you have to hold on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.

arrrrrrggggg! (like a pirate but in more pain)

by REV. Smitty February 24, 2005

Drunj

To be so drunk that one can't type correctly, and thus hits the j instead of the k.

I am so drunj right now I can't even type.

by Artemissa December 15, 2008

Designated Drunk

Responsible partiers choose a Designated Driver to drive during a night of debauchery. The Designated Drunk is chosen by the Driver.

The Designated Drunk assumes responsibility for all drink offers given to the Driver. The Designated Drunk will take all offers of toasts, shots, and drinking competitions in place of the Driver.

Random drunk: "Hey dude! Come have a shot with me!"
Designated Driver: "Gary, you're DD. Take that shot for me."
Gary: "Alright."

by Sanzone September 28, 2005

boong drunk

Drunk to the point of staggering and passing out and being filthy dirty like a centrelink boong.

Example 1

Person one - Hey Browny we getting "boong drunk" tonight ?

Browny - "Oath mate"

Example 2

That dirty slut girl over there is "boong drunk".

by SweLL69 December 26, 2011

pizza drunk

Feeling tired or sluggish after eating a lot of pizza.

Jimmy is pizza drunk from lunch and not getting much work done this afternoon.

by siromega April 9, 2009

Picken Drunk

To be at a stage of intoxication where your courage is so overwhelming that you simply have to pick a fight with every person you talk to no matter their significant size or fighting ability.

"Did you see him at the Christmas party? He was so picken drunk."

by Projected December 14, 2014

ric flair drunk

Drinking a large quantity of hard liquor in such a short time that you instantly go from sober to on the floor. This refers to the wrestler Ric Flair and his act of acting normal after taking a beating, only to suddenly fall flat on his face.

"Man, I drank so much Jager last night, I got Ric Flair drunk. Then some fucker lumberjacked me."

by g-cat April 29, 2006