Drunky Smurf

Taken from the lovable 70's cartoon, Drunky Smurf is the smurf who cannot hold her liquor.

"Sarabeth had too much too drink!"

"Yeah...she is such a Drunky Smurf!"

by Seanie-Monica March 19, 2009

Tub Drunkie

A seriously intoxicated person, male or female, who finds comfort and solace by lying in the bath tub at a house party. Can often be detected by the tell-tale signs of shampoo bottles, razors, luffas, lying on the floor by the tub. These items will have been knocked over by the tub drunkie as he/she climbs into their safe haven.

Partygoer #1: Has anyone seen the birthday boy?
Partygoer #2: Nope. He was pretty effed up. He probably passed out somewhere...
Partygoer #3 (coming out of the bathroom): Found him! He's lying in the shower covered in barf. Poor little tub drunkie...

by danohead June 3, 2011

drunky feely

The act of two people becoming "touchy-feely" after drinking alcohol.

John: "Sorry I was all over your girl at that party last night. That was totally inappropriate."

Bob: "Hey, it's okay. you two were just a little 'drunky feely' anyway. No hard feelings."

by DoctorsRemedy6 February 3, 2010

drunkie mcdrunkenstein

usu a term of endearment, for a friend or acquaintance.

so drunkie mcdrunkenstein; you were really wasted last night. do you remember trying to fuck my mom?

by freedav05 December 24, 2006

Drunky Monkey

The act of "ruining" someone else's drink by slam dunking an entire banana into it. Sometimes the results are positive, other times it is tragic.

I gave Jimmy the Drunky Monkey. It ruined his beer.

OR

I tried to wreck Jimmy's drink by giving him the Drunky Monkey. He liked it better after I did.

by Captain Icehole August 11, 2014

pissy drunky

A person who is in an extreme state of intoxication, during this state the person urinates on their self but instead of feeling bad or embarrassed they start to laugh and smoke several cigarettes with no pants on. In this state of mind people are more prone to larceny and breaking and entering.

neil : "yo last night marky was pissy drunky and robbed 6 cases of Heineken"
everyone : "yeeeaaahhh"!!!!

by fat scum March 3, 2008

Drunky Doors

When you're half asleep and you think your door is drunk af.

Oh mate are they drunky doors I see?

by Babaaaa February 23, 2017