Drunkle

A perpetually drunk uncle

Will Drunkle Dave be at Thanksgiving?

by skirtitude October 4, 2009

be drinkable

To go with the flow; to accept things you cannot change. <i>root: Henry Rollins spoken word, in which he refers to a sign above a Japanese hotel sink with the words "Be drinkable" (badly translated but meaning that it was safe to drink). He later uses it as an expression to be less apprehensive about unexpected or unpleasant things.</i>

"I am so pissed! My shoe got untied and I tripped over the lace in front of a hot girl!"

"Dude, be drinkable."

by motleycupcake September 26, 2006

drinkable

when a guy is hot and makes u thirsty

Damn! Hayes is so drinkable.

by bob1234567891 October 11, 2014

Drunkle

An uncle to tends to drink too much, often becoming boisterous for no reason.

Less common, but still appriopriate: An uncle who tends to overindulge at family social events, often causing more turmoil than necessary, and acts like an ass. This "ass" behavior could manifest itself in numerous ways such as; hitting on younger girls near his own daughters age, bringing up inappropriate situations during toasts, arguing at great length over trivial matters, etc...

Man, Holly's fucking uncle is always drunk, he completely ruined her wedding, he's such a drunkle.

by BSCowboy December 13, 2010

drunkle

Your favorite drunk uncle, who entertains all at family holidays when he shows up wasted. He often relies on underage nieces/nephews for transportation help when alcohol has gotten the best of him.

Yeah, my drunkle got me out of the early morning class because he lost his keys yesterday and needed a ride.

by hello_newman May 1, 2011

Ur uncle a drunkle

One of the many amazing responses to ur mom gay. Can only be beaten by ur tot a thot

Lauren: ur mom gay
John: ur dad a lesbian lol
Lauren: ur brother a mother
John: ur sister a mister
Lauren: ur granny tranny. Can you beat that?
John: Ur uncle a drunkle
*lauren dies*
Satan: well ur tot a thot
*john explodes and Satan eats his remains on toast

by Satanwilleatyouallontoast June 9, 2019

Drunkalanche

When a group of drunks tumble down the stairs of a bar, gathering up innocent folks as they go.

What are all these people doing laying here at the bottom of the stairs? Must have been a drunkalanche.

by The Aged Sage April 6, 2011