by emily b January 3, 2004
Get the Shitface Drunk mug.Soneone who thinks they are brilliant, well spoken and smooth when drunk, who in fact is not. Even when faced with cold hard facts and evidence of their shitty drunkenness whether it be pictures, witnesses, or broken things, will make excuses and justify their shitty drunken behavior, and continue to be shitty drunks.
Dooshbag, shit, faced, nightmare, my, bf, unfortunately
He was such a shitty drunk, he vowed he would never leave me and then tried to wrestle me, got me in a headlock and then stumbled to the bathroom to vomit.
He was such a shitty drunk, he vowed he would never leave me and then tried to wrestle me, got me in a headlock and then stumbled to the bathroom to vomit.
by amorphusdorkus July 1, 2014
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The state of mind in which one is so inebriated that the kitchen seems a suitable substitute for the shitter.
1) Yeah man, I don't know what happened to that Cuisinart and 196 piece dinette set complete with napkin rings and douche lube- I was kitchen shittin drunk last night.
2)Nobody invites aunt carol over anymore, that bitch is always kitchen shittin drunk.
2)Nobody invites aunt carol over anymore, that bitch is always kitchen shittin drunk.
by fatherfart November 27, 2009
Get the kitchen shittin drunk mug.Let’s gets cross faded af . Like shitty drunk not pissy drunk.( peeing is wild but shits are all chill )
by AFTERTHEHEARTBREAc August 25, 2018
Get the SHITTY DRUNK mug.The act of looking after a friend who after a long night of drinking has regressed back to an approximate mental age of five. This can include taking away their phone to keep them from making calls/texts they will regret, keeping them from going to more parties/drinking more, giving them food to eat/feeding them, making sure they don't choke on their own vomit if they throw up.
Tanner: *has been drinking vodka all night* I'm going to another mixer!
Anne: Like hell you are!
Cami: You need to go to your room and sober up.
*Anne and Cami then take Tanners shoes and cellphone to keep him from going to the party, and bribe him with Moo Shu and Metalocalypse to ensure that he stays in for the night. *
the above is a perfect example of drunksitting
Anne: Like hell you are!
Cami: You need to go to your room and sober up.
*Anne and Cami then take Tanners shoes and cellphone to keep him from going to the party, and bribe him with Moo Shu and Metalocalypse to ensure that he stays in for the night. *
the above is a perfect example of drunksitting
by annesquared December 6, 2010
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Get the Dunkshit mug.A person at a party or a bar who stays sober or nearly sober and prevents their drunk friends/guests from doing anything stupid
by Glenntg July 20, 2008
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