donk dialing

A variant of pocket dialing whereby sitting on a phone causes it to call someone. Usaully caused when you leave your phone in your back pockets and sit on it.

Sorry about donk dialing you, I just sat down with my phone in my back pocket.

by Rachael B. :) June 3, 2009

you fucking donkey

Gordon Ramsay's 2nd favourite thing to say after "It's fucking raw"

"You fucking donkey" - Gordon Ramsay (the first class cunt)

by TheLambSauceGordon'sLookingFor June 3, 2020

donk depo

A very compulsive degenerate action generally done when thinking irrationally with total disregard for the consequences. Most commonly done by gamblers; it is the act of depositing money on an online casino (without sufficient funds in the accounting being drawn on) in hopes of catching a "heater" so that by the time the NSF hits you have more than enough in your poker account to cover the initial deposit.

Guy: What are you going to do man...you have no money to play poker just go get a job

Degenerate: I don't know I was thinking about just donk depoing on poker stars and a sportsbook; i probably won't lose anyway

Guy: IDK man better be careful that seems rather gross sir

Degenerate: Well idfc my life sucks anyway who cares if I have a negative bank account. I NEED THE ACTION BABY!!!!

by stonew2 July 14, 2010

red donkey

Something unfair or frustrating.

I am the best basketball player in the school and I didn't make the team because the coach is such a red donkey.

My boyfriend didn't remember my birthday but he remembered his moms that's so red donkey!

Red Donkey! He is such a jerk but he is so hot.

by Jace, The Ace. February 7, 2014

turbulence and donkey wheat

slang for mid to low quality marijuana that doesn't look great but gives you a fucking great trip

Sonia: hey Bethany want some turbulence and donkey wheat?
Bethany: yeah ill have a couple dabs
Sonia: yeah but don't fucking smoke all my weed otherwise im making you pay me back for it

by weedhead11111111111111111 January 16, 2018

Donkey Kong Barrel Blast

How to lose your virginity

Me: I hate having a v-card, how do I lose it?

Friend: Play Donkey Kong Barrel Blast

by justagallifreyan January 12, 2021

Donkey Hammer

Donkey Hammer is a nickname for a guy who has a large penis.

Wow you really have a donkey hammer

by Donky Hammer February 13, 2015