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Drudging

The repetitive act of perusing the latest updates on Drudge Report.

Usually performed at least three times per day(morning, afternoon, and night), but often 10's if not 100's of times per day depending on if the year is an election year and the drudger's access to an Android phone or Apple iPad.

Could be classified as a mental illness with the likes of OCD and Seperation Anxiety.

Also could be another term for searching the internet for interesting news or current events.
"Hey bro, Tom has been drudging all day without eating anything. I think he has a serious problem," says Dave.

"Of course he's drudging, Fukashima just melted down, a lady in London married her jack russell, a homeless woman was carrying dead bodies in a wheelbarrow, and Obama just played another round of golf," Bill replies.

"I'm so utterly out of tune with the rest of the world. I need some Drudge in my life," Dave comments.
by dubedge November 16, 2011
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drudge

Nick name for Matt Druge, e-journalist who broke the Clinton BJ story. Runs Drudge Report and hosts weekly radio show.
Check out the headline on Drudge, OMFG.
by JoePro June 11, 2006
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drudial

1. what a drunk person calls a drunk dial when they are too drunk to make sense, commonly used in the Sonoma area of California by attractive bartenders who perform keg stands
"Gordon, last night you were so drunk that you emailed me an apology for your late night drudial"
by Ashley Ann January 14, 2008
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Drudge Zombie

1) Someone who bashes or blames Obama or Liberals in the comment section of a news article or on Youtube, even though the article or video has nothing to do with politics. The Drudge Zombie usually ends up posting a comment there because they followed a link on Drudge, but they never took the time to even read the article before commenting.

2) Someone who constantly bashes liberals, Obama, etc., and gets all their news from Drudge, while lacking any independent thought or reasoning, and contradicting conservative values.
Example;

"I blame Obama and Liberal for this mess in America."

"Dude, why did you post that comment? This is an article on why babies like to play with puppies! What are you a Drudge Zombie?"
by McNabb221 December 26, 2013
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Drudger

A really stupid idea. A really, really stupid idea from a person with low IQ.
Gerry: Hey, I got this great idea for a weapon for a video game.
Larry: Hey G, that idea is a real drudger.
by Perry Richards August 11, 2009
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drudgetarded

What happens when the comments section of an online news article is suddenly flooded with rabid right-winged comments by readers who came to the story by following a link posted on the Drudge Report. Especially evident if the comments contain many instances of the word "libtard."

Also, what happens when one becomes a Drudgetard.
It looks like this article about President Obama's birth certificate has been drudgetarded.

It looks like Mike has become drudgetarded.
by MyEtherEgo February 22, 2011
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Drudged

To have a news article, tweet, or blog post linked to Drudgereport.com , resulting in hundreds or thousands of page views a minute on a global scale.
Dood: Whats goin on? My email, and phone is going nuts !
Mike: Get ready bro ! You just got Drudged !
by tjamnz June 9, 2015
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