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a hermaphrodite that is and acts like a cunt and a dick
boy 1: can u please move so i can get off the bus
driud: (does not move)
boy 1: move dude come on
driud: (still does not move)
doy 1: (trys to go around driud but druid won't let him so boy 1 calls him a mother fucker
driud: girl slaps boy 1 in the head
driud by fernsfriend December 17, 2012
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Dried Turds

Big dark nipples that have sunken into the wrinkled brown areola ... resembling dried turds (wet turds if in the bath)
My nipples are like dried turds from all the breast feeding
Dried Turds by Working Class Hero December 29, 2020
Related Words
driud • Drid • Dridge • driding • drider • Dride • driedplaydough • Driddy • dried • Dried out
Strong Independent Handsome man. Girls are drawn to his charm.
Dridge is the All Star Captain.
Dridge by Keepnit2gether August 9, 2021
A strong man, Fearless and a protector of his family. Can build and achieve anything he sets his mind to. Someone you definitely want on your team.
Dridge is the team captain
Dridge by Redilicious August 21, 2020
holy shit, did you see that dridget!
dridget by JT Cash Money April 7, 2007
Multicraft , not afraid of danger , understanding and can deescalate a situation with just his appearance. Love him!
I love Dridge
Dridge by SecurityBlue72 April 6, 2022

DruDaBoss99 

DruDaBoss99 is pokefan78281’s best friend. He is obsessed with Aerosprays and Inkbrushes yet still purchased an undercover brella. He is a professional Booyah Bully who plays Legend of Zelda breath of the wild DURING a SPLATFEST. Has a tendency to gamble his soul away in Splatoon for empty promises. Sometimes also plays too much my singing monsters, and whose dream is to launch Amy, (the dog) on a skateboard with a rocket to live up to the name “Rocket Shell”. At the same time, can be a little gross but a great person to have by your side.

⚠️WARNING ⚠️ Side affects of being within a 10 mile radius of DruDaBoss99 may include:
Eating packing peanuts, paying him to eat your library receipt for shits and giggles, being shamed for using the undercover brella, not receiving your chipotle guacamole sauce, picking at your open wounds with a yarn needle, attempting to give your friends a straight up ball of yarn for Christmas but then being stopped by your mom telling you “No”, having your umbrella taken hostage along with your ID card, and being looked at in a frog like manner.

If you can safely avoid all of these side affects, you still have time before it’s too late. RUN 🏃 ♀️💨

I’m DruDaBoss99 and I approve this message! -Totally not pokefan78281 pretending to be DruDaBoss99
DruDaBoss99 can be a very hard person to understand.
DruDaBoss99 by pokefan78281 February 24, 2023
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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