Paving the Driveway

Ejaculating on one’s anus (male, female, trans, lgbt, omg, wtf, BBQ, or whatever they identify as) and licking said anus up to the nape of their neck. Evenly spreading the seman all the way up. Paving their Driveway.

Did you hear that Tom was paving the driveway the other night? I heard Dorothy say that’s going to be hard to get off in the shower!

by Pqpqpwkrnd July 3, 2018

Im gonna park in your driveway

A common sentance used when two people get pissed at each other on CB radios.

Bravo999: hey Shotgun you wanna take that shit to the truck stop?

Shotgun: nah your not worth it

Bravo999: fine then im gonna park in your driveway

Shotgun: no im really just an 8 year old kid.

Bravo999: you shouldent have started this shit boy

Shotgun: I'm telling my daddy! *Goes off crying*

by imjustapoorboynobodylovesme December 3, 2006

Driveway G-string

The Driveway G-sting is an object of incredible mind terrorism. This object is a sign from your ex girlfriend that had she just got done screwing her new boyfriend in your driveway.

son what is this in our driveway do you know anything about it. yea dad that's the infamous driveway G-string.

by Alek Myro February 11, 2009

driveway surfing

To borrow a driveway, toilet, and shower for cleaning up when living out of a van.

On their 2-month road trip, Sarah and Buck took up regular driveway surfing to keep the van smelling fresh.

by RawbSF July 8, 2016

muddy driveway

the visible result of a failure to cleanse one's anus after dropping a deuce or as the result of a shart; most notably on the undergarments, if applicable.

Don't play a game of poop or fart, because you might end up with a muddy driveway.

by oncoming wedgie October 30, 2014

for the driveway

The opposite of “for the streets.” Someone you’d actually want as a girlfriend.

Nah she’s a keeper, she’s for the driveway.

by Ogdefiner August 7, 2020

Stuck in a muddy driveway

Anal sex without adequate lube, causing withdrawal angst.

I got stuck in a muddy driveway.

Similar to muddy dirt road but with problems.

Not to be confused with trying to flee a threesome in a Porsche.

by R. Lot April 11, 2010