Dressing room goggles

The completely distorted viewpoint while in the dressing room that you will have a desire/need/ability to wear a particular garment after purchase.

I was cleaning out my closet and found 6 tops that I bought last year because of dressing room goggles, of course, they still have the tags on them.

by Sassafras September 4, 2013

Colombian Salad Dressing

When a guy is laying on his back, spreading his legs, and holding his knees. A girl snorts a line of coke off his ass cheeks and hocks a loogie of cocaine filled snot into his asshole.

dude I got so fucked up last night! Amber gave me a colombian salad dressing and finished it with a dirty sanchez!

by Colombian Ranger May 25, 2016

Ranch Dressing

Slang term for "Cum"

"I poured some ranch dressing all over my girls salad lastnight."

by Treble June 16, 2003

Dressing Room Dipper

When funding is low, time is short, and usually during the daylight hours when car sex is not possible, you find a clothing retailer that has unisex dressing, fitting, or changing rooms, grab the maximum amount of articles permitted in the room on your way in, and then upon entering the room, hang those articles up on the hook, drop your pants and rail your girlfriend. Best done at a busy retailer so the grunts and moans are covered by background noise. At the end of the year, this practice can save you hundreds of dollars in motel expenses as a motel that is clean enough for most peoples standards will cost you half a Benjamin every time.

Ring-Ring: Yo Dude, can I come over and use your apartment for an hour or so? I have this hottie with me who needs some dick now! Person 2: Shit man, sorry, Mom's coming over. You better take her over to Old Navy and do a Dressing Room Dipper if she needs railed that bad!

by The CLE Steamer May 11, 2009

franch dressing

when "frannie z" masturbates with a cucumber, the juices caused by her excitment is now known as "fran"ch dressing.

duddddeeeee i fucked frannie last night and she had some sweeeeet tastin franch dressing!

by ckjrhjmc April 8, 2010

Dressing a Monkey in Silk

Dressing a monkey in silk does not change the fact that it is a monkey. This is the phrase Spanish speakers use to indicate a bad thing has been made to look good.
An Equivalent English Phrase is 'Putting Lipstick on a Pig.'
Note: In Columbia and Spain, 'Dressing a Monkey in Silk' has no negative connotations of any kind.

'McCain is Dressing a Monkey in Silk' - Obama

by Legatus 1TTA1 October 25, 2008

dressel

noun; apt to being tall; considered by some to be the coolest mother fucker ever.

Man, Dressel is the coolest mother fucker ever.

by JED April 12, 2005