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Digital Dream Girl 

An eccentric being that’s stuck in the screen. On your phone, in your head, in the galaxy above. To see or meet a DDG is in other words, peculiar & wondrous. Don’t let these beings slip between your fingers now, they’re magic. Ruby’s flow through their blood, stars expand their mind. They’re difficult beauties. Anyone and everyone can fall in love with them, but will they love you back? Digital Dream Girls, they’re your favorite song, you’re favorite planet, you’re favorite candy all in one. If you are to love a DDG, fall to your knees, have it so the love you give off is unconditional, because that’s what they are, what we are, what I am. An unconditional Digital Dream Girl, reigning throughout your favorite Milky Way to the song “Space Cadet” By, “The technicolors” Head to toe in diamonds, smelling highly of magnetic cannabis. Digital Dream Girls tend to be, scorpios/libras/Leo’s/cancers. So the girl behind the screen, she’s electric. She comes in waves, bigger than oceans and sounds. She comes in colors, beyond the rainbow and wheel. Eccentric remember? ✨🌱🌊 For the Digital Dream Girl who doesn’t love herself like she should.
“For she unlike others was a DDG (Digital Dream Girl), you could look but couldn’t touch. Like a movie star, but in real life.”

“She’s in the screen, the girl they wrote that song about”

Manic Pick Me Dream Girl 

omg did you see mandy being a manic pick me dream girl last night? she kept laughing extra hard at my boyfriends jokes.

rascal does not dream of bunny girl senpai 

kinda weird at the beginning

depressing at the end
dude 1: meh, never really liked rascal does not dream of bunny girl senpai
dude 2: i will grind your kneecaps into a power for my clam chowder

A Girl's Secret Dream 

It's when a guy takes his shirt off in front of a girl or a group of girls and sings a song with just the lyrics "du" over and over again.
Hey, Nick, I am gonna do A girl's Secret Dream to McKayla over there. It is gonna SO funny.

(Girl) Carpenter's Dream 

Stiff as a board, and won't split when you screw.

First coined by Ms. J. Feasley in 2003.

watersports dream girls 

Watersports dream girls are highly experienced in urophilia. They love to make you join the watersports scene wherever they can.
Did you just see these watersports dream girls from Lower Saxony and Bremen? Yes their yellow hanky code signs are so fucking hot! I need to join their love for fetish right now!