Download Version 2.0

Taking a crap; going #2

Uh-oh. Can we stop by the computer lab real quick? I need to download version 2.0

by 2smokingbarrels May 13, 2008

download a brownload

means you are going to take a crap.

I'll be back in a few, I've gotta go DOWNLOAD A BROWNLOAD.

"Hey, can you pull over at the next rest area, I NEED TO DOWNLOAD A BROWNLOAD"


common responses from others that hear the phrase said:

Gross
does that generate a large log file?
what is your download speed?
so is that a broad band connection? baa ha ha ha ha!!!
dude, be carefull not to let that turn into a core dump!
dont forget to wipe
Who is your ISP?

by BOOGIEMANN May 2, 2005

Download a brownload

The act of unleashing a massive shit on some poor unsuspecting toilet.

Jim: Where did cletus go?

Bertha: He ran off to the bathroom, said something about having to download a brownload.

by Big booty bertha rex December 9, 2015

Class 1 download

In the military, Class 1 items are food, water and basic nutrition items. In the field, you will “upload” these items for your mission, when you need to take a shit, you “download” these items.

Man, I have a class 1 download on deck that could choke a donkey

by Kennesaurus June 2, 2021

binge downloading

Downloading many, many albums, movies etc. when you realise it's the end of the month and you want your month's worth of downloading. Usually done so the rest of the month has Broadband-speed internet.

"Any albums you want while I'm binge downloading?"

by psychedelic_fuzz June 23, 2007

i wouldn't download it

A phrase used to label a piece of multimedia (e.g. music, film) as worthless to the point that it is not even worthwhile wasting the small portion of a download limit that is required for it to be played.

Guy 1: Heard u saw Paris's new film, how was it??

Guy 2: Let's just say I wouldn't download it...

by Bourke January 12, 2009

download the brown report

a euphemism for defecation.

i'll be right back, i have to go download the brown report. it may take a while because i have a slow connection.

by JP November 7, 2003