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Doucher McGavin

A douche who tends to present their douchery to an inactive audience at unorganized sporting events or sports-related video game sessions. One who acts like an asshole during recreational activities to compensate for their inability to do anything well. Also, more simply, that guy who thinks he could fuck your girlfriend because he is better at golf than you.

On the spectrum of relative douchery, a Doucher McGavin falls just between a large rubber dildo used for vaginal irrigation and Kanye West.
Announcer: Now stepping up to the tee, Doucher McGavin!
Person 1: Do we have to listen to his bullshit again?
Person 2: I hope he dies, because I want to be able to come here again without having him sodomize my soul with stories of how great he was in high school.
Kanye West: Yo Doucher, imma let you finish--but back in the day I had one of the best jump shots of all time!
by LTrain5287 November 18, 2009
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douchernator

one who has dedicated their life to eviscerating and exterminating known douchebags, often times doing so with hurtful words or slanderous remarks.
Alex is a real douchernator, the way he made fun of those douchebags was legendary to say the least.
by pendergastastic September 9, 2010
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Doucheronic

When a hipster is a douche simply for the sake of being ironic, therefore being double douchey and therefore being double ironic.
"John was being really doucheronic when he said that every rap album that came out after 1998 sucks."

"I hate doucheronic hipsters."

"Check out Jim's doucheronic attire. He claims it's a fashion statement..."
by stackinturtles January 7, 2010
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doucher

A person who is acting like a douche bag; a person who is intentionally mean for no legitimate reason
as quoted from the movie Step Brothers:

Brennen Huff (to Dale Dobeck): I've been living in this house for two weeks now thinkin that i have a big doucher for a step brother, but as it turns out, you're not a doucher!
by garageband_4 April 10, 2009
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doucherod

the act of applying douchery from a distance using a douchebag on a stick/rod.
man this fucker put a gun to my dome and made me use a doucherod on this fat bitch!
by Mr. NAG September 11, 2004
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king doucher

Someone in your friend group who is the douche of all douchers he/she is the one who has enormous amounts of douche in their veins. they probably go in circles and have a gaping hole in their book bags.
Jerry Musi is king doucher in all of carteret
by S.Colditz December 12, 2009
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alex dougherty

A future plumber from the Dougherty Dozen family
"Hey, do you know Alex Dougherty?"
"Yeah! He's the one who devours the snackerty boards!"
by kadenuwuwuwuwuwu January 23, 2023
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