Sir Douchealot

If there was a Land of Douche, King Douche would dub his number one doucher "Sir Douchealot". A complete, utter, and absolute ass hat, fuck ass, and fagol. A doucheopotamus.

"Bro, out of all the people at that bar, Larry should definitely be dubbed Sir Douchealot."

"After he showed her his pokemon cards, she spilled her drink on him and said ' You are Sir Douchealot, the prince of douchebaggery' and left."

by elcaballo23 December 22, 2008

doucheloaf

1. Someone who is more than a single slice of douche.
2. A pastry that tastes horrible.
3. Military DFAC food
4. A collection of Van Damme movies

see also Celine Dion

"That doucheloaf just tweaked his grandmother's nipples!"

"This is the worst fucking doucheloaf i've ever tasted!"

"What kind of doucheloaf are they serving tonight?"

by Ben Langworthy December 7, 2006

Douchelord

King/queen of douchbags

Kriya is a douchelord! :)

by Ravi.V June 13, 2011

Douchito

douche bag -ito latin for small; a young or small douche bag (a kid who acts like a douche)

Those kids riding their bikes in the middle of the street are douchitos

by wawaqueen25 August 18, 2008

Doucheilous

something that is very douchey, or making you act/look douchey.

Person 1: UGH Sean's new thing is doo-rags
Person 2: HAHA HIS NAME RHYMES WITH BEAN! But that's besides the point that his doo-rag is so doucheilous

by axesmellssoooogood June 15, 2010

Douchalope

A timid, but wild douchebag. Usually found in the plane states.

It's natural, yet rare to see the douchalope get devoured by the stronger and more aggressive douchebag.

by backotruck March 9, 2012

douchecloud

someone who wears red turtle necks, is against weed, and won't yiff.

You're a douchecloud

by i am hip October 20, 2014