A Doucheschnozzle is a person who is so full of douchebauchery, that they blow a large amount of snot like material out every time they fail.
Friend: "That girl is out of your league bruh, you'll make a fool of yourself. I repeat DO NOT ask her for noods."
Doucheschnozzle: "Hey guurl, we should trade noods on snap."
Guurl: "Look you creepy mutant Doucheschnozzle, how about I just take half the money in your wallet, kick you in the balls and call it a day? Good talk."
Doucheschnozzle: "Hey guurl, we should trade noods on snap."
Guurl: "Look you creepy mutant Doucheschnozzle, how about I just take half the money in your wallet, kick you in the balls and call it a day? Good talk."
by SilentEffect February 23, 2017
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by steveo242 September 29, 2009
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by MaryFair June 30, 2011
Get the Doucheache mug.When a woman shoves a stick of butter into her cooch, letting it sit inside for a reasonable amount of time until it has melted. Then once melted, continues by draining the mess of vaginal juices and butter out of her while standing over one's bowl of popcorn.
Mmmmm dude this popcorn is excellent! What kind is it?
I'm not really sure? My mom calls it Orville Douchenbacher, but I have no clue why. She says its her secret recipe. Whatever it is though, its pretty damn tasty.
I'm not really sure? My mom calls it Orville Douchenbacher, but I have no clue why. She says its her secret recipe. Whatever it is though, its pretty damn tasty.
by Chief Fat Cock April 21, 2011
Get the Orville Douchenbacher mug.When someone truly exemplifies the true nature of a douchebag. They must stand out from the crowd to the extent tht they could be in a crowd of douchers and you will stay say, "wow that guys is a douchebag". Now there is a name to describe that man ... douchetacular! For those that dont know what a douchebag is here is a deinition:
the scientific name for schmucks who roll up in public wearing wife-beaters or oversized jeans. Can also be found wearing sunglasses in nightclubs and/or sun-visors on backwards and upside down. These people should be drug outside and shot in the stomach, then used as speed bumps to prevent any neon-toting lowrider crap-mobiles from infesting the neighborhood and lowering property values.
the scientific name for schmucks who roll up in public wearing wife-beaters or oversized jeans. Can also be found wearing sunglasses in nightclubs and/or sun-visors on backwards and upside down. These people should be drug outside and shot in the stomach, then used as speed bumps to prevent any neon-toting lowrider crap-mobiles from infesting the neighborhood and lowering property values.
The King's of Leon were douchetacular when they were talking about the extent of their fame on The Hour
by Dave Coleman January 13, 2009
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by beeta808 May 10, 2011
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(n): mustache worn by a known douchebag that ruins all mustaches for a person
(n): mustache worn by a known douchebag that ruins all mustaches for a person
ugh, great, now that douchestache ruins all facial hair for me.
ohhhh lord look at his mustache.
mustache? more like a douchestache.
ohhhh lord look at his mustache.
mustache? more like a douchestache.
by wildblueeyes November 26, 2010
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