Douchecock

Someone who is so much of a douche and a cock, that the word had to be combined in order to save time.

Schindig is a douchecock

by Toasttyyy November 5, 2014

Doucheciple

A collective gathering of morons around a common douchebag.

Dan and his doucheciples are walking somewhere around here.

by DRW19Fan August 6, 2015

Sir Alfred Douchecock

A douche cock to the highest degree. Fucking can be used in between Alfred and Douchecock for a stronger effect.

#1: "What the fuck did you do to my car man?!?!"
#2: "I threw a hammer at the door."
#1: "Thanks a lot Sir Alfred Douchecock!

by Scrotz McGoatz January 4, 2011

Doucheborg

Anyone wearing a Bluetooth headset in public, especially when not actually using the device.

A play on the term 'douchebag', refers to both 'cyborg' (where a living human is enhanced through the addition of one or more surgically implanted electronic devices), and more specifically 'The Borg' of Star Trek: The Next Generation, with their utter interconnection to every other Borg.

I saw that guy standing at the urinal while talking on his Jawbone. What a doucheborg.

by thedugong September 9, 2009

douchecock

a derogatory term used to express great disgust for another person who is, in fact, a waste of life.

1. Jason is a douchecock
2. Jason, stop playing CS...ur being such a douchecock.
3. Did u just say douchecock?!?

by yo motha March 5, 2005

douche pop

Music listened to primarily by douches, or made by douches. It is also listened to in secret by more of the mainstream population.
Examples include music such as 30H!3 and Cobra Starship's new album.

-Dude, did you listen to Hot Mess?
-Yeah, Good Girls Go Bad is just too much douche pop for me.

by Rokoroks October 4, 2009

douchepoint

If we cool air without changing its moisture content, eventually we'll reach a temperature at which the air can no longer hold the moisture it contains. Then water will have to condense out of the air, forming dew or fog. The douchepoint is this critical temperature at which condensation occurs.

The douchepoint is a measure of how moist the air mass itself is; that's why the Weather Channel's new douchepoint maps show us the movement of moist air masses across the country. Ordinarily the douchepoint doesn't vary much during a 24-hour period. Unlike temperature and unlike relative humidity, the douchepoint is usually the same at night as it is the daytime.

by andy1 June 12, 2005