douchepocalypse

A large gathering of douches or douchebags

Jim: Were you at the book signing at the mall yesterday?

Tim: Yeah, it was a toatal douchepocalypse in there!

by gman98 May 12, 2010

douchecock

A person who is not only a douchebag but is cocky and arrogant also. These are those people that evereyone hates because they are peter puffers. These skig-skagbougieass bitches have an incredible ability to piss of large amounts of people. Usually are or are associated with Fucktards.

Wes Jerman is a douchecock!!!!!
OHHH SHIT!!! I'M Surrounded by douchecocks and fucktards!!!!!
90% of people named Wes or Steven in Northern Virginia are douchecocks or fucktards

by DOUCHECOCKSLAYER July 29, 2005

douchefuckery

an action or group of actions so retarded that they simultaneously contribute to an individual's status as not only a douchebag, but a complete fucker as well

'Hey did you here about Tom getting fired from mcdonalds?'
'Yeah i heard he was up to all manner of douchefuckery.'

by douchefucker January 22, 2009

douchebucket

someone so undesireable you cannot stand his/her prescence. making a douche bag seem bearable

Tim is so arrogant he is a complete douchebucket

by tgibber May 13, 2010

douchefuck

a stupid, annoying person.

bitches about everything possible.

thinks they are amazing, will refer to you as "my girl", don't expect to be called by your name by a douchefuck.

WILLIE LIPSEY, IS SUCH A DOUCHEFUCK.

by porkchops are us October 16, 2012

Douchecock

Someone who is so much of a douche and a cock, that the word had to be combined in order to save time.

Schindig is a douchecock

by Toasttyyy November 5, 2014

Sir Alfred Douchecock

A douche cock to the highest degree. Fucking can be used in between Alfred and Douchecock for a stronger effect.

#1: "What the fuck did you do to my car man?!?!"
#2: "I threw a hammer at the door."
#1: "Thanks a lot Sir Alfred Douchecock!

by Scrotz McGoatz January 4, 2011