douchepurse

A female version of a douchebag.

Heidi Montag is the epitome of a douchepurse.

by sloriag April 18, 2009

douchegasm

To excrete vaginal fluid out of the anus, usually after saying something witty and "douchey". There are many variations of this.

Math Teacher: "As you can see, my younglings, the answer is clearly the square root of 37! Or is it!? Muahahahaha!"
Student: "Wow, I think he just had a douchegasm."

by David October 11, 2005

douchemuncher

A person that enjoys feasting on douches. Also a very gay fagesh person

person one: wow that person is a royal douchemuncher!
person two: i know right!

by Essej yrurD December 22, 2009

Douchecenso

A person whom is both a huge douche and lacks common sense.
A friend incapable of formulating intelligent thoughts and at the same time is a complete douche.
A person whos douche level far exceeds that of the second largest douche in the room.

God mikey this party would be so much better if you werent being such a douchecenso.
I thought douche carmody was in the room the that douchecenso showed up.

by Alpha zeta June 3, 2009

Doucheburns

Sideburns of a douchebag and/or side burns that make you look douchy.

Hey, look at the doucheburns on that guy.

by HardyMonster November 1, 2009

douchepurse

The female version of a douchebag.

Hey, check out that douchepurse in leopard print tights wearing neon Risky Business sunglasses indoors.

by sloriag April 16, 2009

Douchepansy

When you complain about jello being on the bottom of your jello shot cup during the super bowl!

Mike is a douchepansy for whining about his hands getting sticky from jello shot spillage!

by Mikedouche February 3, 2014