Douche Cake

A douche bag that is also a beef cake. It is socially acceptable to dislike them for no reason.

Person A - "wow, that guys wearing lots of cologne"
Person B - "who?"
Person A - "the douche cake over there who's tap out shirt is 2 sizes to small"

by DorkisWeiner December 14, 2009

Douchecanoe

when a person is so douchey they are equal to about 50 douchebags, therefore a canoe would be needed.

It is much larger than most other forms of douches

Kyle Benger is a Douchecanoe

by wishshedidntknowanydouchecanoe November 20, 2010

Doucheflake

A complete moron, someone who has no idea what's going on yet acts like they know everything.

That guy is such a doucheflake, he thinks that his shit don't stink.

by Damagedkitty January 27, 2009

doucheface

One who has a douche where his/her face should be.

Jenna is a doucheface.

by everclear May 1, 2004

Douchebabe

An individual, usually female, who is annoying but hot.

Man, Megan Fox is such a douchebabe.

by Malachus July 21, 2009

douchecanoe

the highest leavel of doucheny

paul has gotta be the biggest douchecanoe ever

by no-name-name October 1, 2006

Douchebagel

Similar to douchebag but to a much greater extent as it suggests that the diameter of the aperture or sphincter through which the "douche nozzle" would pass is roughly the equivalent of a typical New York style bagel.

Yes, that midget is a douchebag but the dude who stabbed me is a douchebagel.

by Bootie Barker March 28, 2008