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Chronic Necrotizing Douchebaggery

When someone suffers from a state of douchebaggery so high that they suck the life right out of the room when they walk in. They constantly feel the need to be a d bag no matter what the scenario. This person probably wears a lot of plaid and frequently hangs at Dorrians bar.
That guy suffers from Chronic Necrotizing Douchebaggery! Quick, order a douchectomy, stat.
by t. tease January 25, 2013
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Douchebagnterry

Definition When someone is permanently angry and mad over every little thing
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Douchebagnterry makes you negative about everything even if it’s positive
by Dr. Bob November 4, 2019
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Douchebaggistan

A historic nation next to Cockslappistan and Titlickistan, which is considered to be the homeland of Douchebaggistanies or Douchebags for short. The capital city is a thriving metropolis called Twatsmellabad.
Dean is such a douche bag!!! He must be from Douchebaggistan. Don't be a douche bag Dean!!
by Mustafa Meelickentwat November 11, 2007
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douchebaggery

The state of being a douchebag - committing acts that define an individual as being a douchebag, such as ripping off friends, screwing your friends over or generally just being a giant douche.
That fucker used to be my bro until he stinkfingered my girlfriend while she was passed out. That's some seriously fucked up repugnant douchebaggery right there.
by Dingleberry Tatas September 24, 2008
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Douchebaggery

Presenting one's self in a manner that inspires those around you to wish death and/or serious injury upon you.
Those four guys should be shot for committing such unrelenting douchebaggery.
by Kiva April 27, 2006
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douchbaggery

The act of having a popped collar, sunglasses when there is no sun, wearing an armbad while not participating in any athletic competetion, the overall act of being a douche Bag!!!!
The Douchbaggery of those douchbags was douch baggle!!!!
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douchebaggins

The doucheiest of douchbags; one who engages in a whole-nother level of douchebaggery.
"You are such a douchebaggins"
by Wastey-McHammeredson January 31, 2010
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