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douchebaggery

Of douche; Acting like or implying a douche bag; lame
What kind of douchebaggery is this?
by Denfro Licious June 14, 2006
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douchebaggery

"What'd you do last night?"
"Oh you know, the usual douchebaggery."
"Kanye?"
by I'm Ron Burgundy? March 15, 2010
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douchebaggery

The art of douchebaggery could be defined as this:
POSTING A DEFINITION OF YOUR GIRLFRIEND/BOYFRIEND IN REALLY HORRIBLE SPELLING, AND GRAMMAR. THERE ARE ABOUT 300,000 DEFINITIONS EXPLAINING WHY Jenny HAPPENS TO BE THE GREATEST CHICK IN THE WORLD.

STOP THE DOUCHEBAGGERY I SAY! GRACIAS A TODAS.
by Not Zane September 4, 2004
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douchebaggery

the act of being a douche bag
Man #1: Man dude, Jon is really moving in on my chick.
Man #2: Yeah he does that a lot. I'm getting sick of his douchebaggery.
by thedaverocks January 15, 2008
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douchebaggery

DOOSH'-bag''-er-ee'''

noun: An urge to defend, affirm, or reinforce either one's own maturity or one's own heterosexuality, if not both one's own maturity and heterosexuality. Douchebaggery (as pertaining to the reinforcing of one's heterosexuality) is most often found in heterosexual males or in the closet homosexuals. High-class or wealthy individuals, sometimes known to be preppy, or in some cases an emotionally ravished emo, may demonstrate this quality whereby reinforcing their own maturity.
The in the closet homosexual was irritated by the douchebaggery of his guido friends around him, having to listen to and watch the guidos obsess over every attractive woman they see.

OR

The douchebaggery of the emo kid caused all his peers to leave him and go to the theme park to have a good time.
by crazyted September 4, 2008
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douchebaggery

the act of being a douchebag when being a head cashier named jim.
jim reigned supreme in his douchebaggery today while screwing up everything he was assigned to do.
by scotty savell March 6, 2009
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douchebaggery

Highly illegal and often dangerous activity carried by affluent youth hailing from the suburbs. Many of the activities have a decidedly racist undertone and are often accompanied by the music of racist country singer johnny rebel. When hallucinogen use is involved (and it often is) the perpetrators totally flip out and the douchebaggery crosses into the realm of tom shroomery.
When questioned about a night of violence, vandelism and lsd use the worn out young lad could but only smile and say "douchebaggery..."
by the goof September 8, 2008
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