douchetard

Basically a mix of a douche and a retard, also known as Kendall Parkens.

Ainsley: Kendall Parkens is such a douchetard

by Kendallsdaddy October 20, 2017

douchemart

Douchemart is a slang name for any number of stores where douchebags who think that they're too good for Wal-Mart would shop. Ex. Target, Old Navy, Abercrombie, Banana Republic

They didn't have the jeans I wanted at Wally World so I had to go to Douchemart to get them.

by Magikchef01 October 9, 2013

Douchecarrot

A guy from the shore area of New Jersey with an orange tan and green hair.

Guy 1: Who's that?
Guy 2: Oh, that's just the resident douchebag.
Guy 1: You mean douchecarrot?
Douchecarrot: Bitch, I get so much pussy you have a small dick!
Guy 1: Yeah, I'm pretty sure girls masturbate with you all the time, Mr. Carrot.

by EggtasticTaco June 16, 2011

douchetarian

Your classic mega douche who refuses perfectly good food on account of class 1 assholery. A douchetarian will find any way they possibly can to be a douche in any and all circumstances adhering to the principles of douchetarinitism.

Fuck that douchetarian. Let's troll him.

by Troll Master General November 16, 2011

Douchedar

Noun
/do͞oSHdär/
The uncanny ability to sense a person's douchebaggery, usually upon sight, but sometimes it is not triggered until said douchebag opens their mouth.

My douchedar went off as soon as he walked into the room with his salmon shorts and aviators and introduced himself as Chad.

The guy next to you at the music festival: "This DJ's sick. That top is sick. My hat is sick. SQUAD" major douchedar alert.

by TsukinoUsagi20 March 6, 2017

Douchétarian

Someone who has obscure dietary requirements, and is sure to make it known to everyone, rather than eating normal food like the rest of the world. ...Because let's face it, it's more than likely that they have no logical reasoning as to why they eat this way.

I'm sorry I can't eat here, I'm a douchétarian. I only eat free-range Kale, organic fish, gluten free cookies, and French fries.

by sherwinre August 2, 2017

douchejag

A douchbag who drives a Jaguar.

"Yeah, the guys was in one of those F-Types. 20 miles over the speed limit. Cut me off. Crossed three lanes of traffic without signaling. All while talking on his phone. Total douchejag."

by Mr. Snyder February 5, 2019