Douchenese

Official Language of the Douche

Yea i cant understand you , i dont speak Douchenese

by LBau November 30, 2010

douchness

Someone usually a male, who is too feminie to be called a douche bag.

"Yeah whatever douchness, keep filing your nails and drinking panty droppers"

by The dish in DubVC August 21, 2006

Douchbagness

1. The quality or state of being a douchbag.
2. Greasy; dirty; lame.

Quote from the Red Carpet - 81st Annual Academy Awards (Hollywood, CA)
"That Ryan Secrest is exhibiting some major Douchbagness tonight. I wonder who he's wearing?" 02/22/2009

by Tbaer February 23, 2009

douchbagery

the of being a dbag looking like a dbag or participaiting in douchbag activities

Despite my efforts to stop them they continued on with there douchbagery

by short angry guy December 17, 2008

doucheneck

A guy who is one part redneck and one part douchebag. He is trying to be "country cool".

I saw quite a crew of douchenecks at the Brad Paisley concert.

by Satan loves you April 26, 2015

doucheometer

One's level of douchiness... measured on a scale using the unit

A-hole/Sec... Highest ever measured was 1 A-hole/sec

Brian: "Ha ha, I'm being so funny right now"
Mike: "No your not, you're like totally measuring a 1 on the doucheometer right now"

by sonbro56 August 15, 2010

Douchineer

Someone who is such a douche that they clearly were one of the people who engineered the douche. Used when "douche rocket" does not suffice.

He Just popped his collar and proceeded to get drunk and have sex with all three of my best friends, and their mothers! What a Douchineer!

by JBroms June 18, 2011