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agreed-dot-com

Term used to show strong concurrence. Said in response to a statement one enthusiastically agrees with.

(Though "agreed-dot-com" is the original, "dot-com" can also be applied to many other words to give them a heightened sense of intensity or urgency, as in likely-dot-com)
Girl: I really think the band Common Shiner rocks.

Guy: Agreed-dot-com.
by Werdereater June 17, 2009
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Docomunent

A red, rectangular object, sent and received between computers. It is unclear if internet access is needed to facilitate this, as docomunents have been observed flying through the air from one computer to another. A docomunent may or may not be a type of document, but this is also unknown. The discovery of docomunents was first brought to light in a Salon.com banner ad for Adobe Acrobat 8. The ad displayed an overhead view of a man sending red, rectangular objects from his laptop into the air, and encouraged viewers to "Send docomunents easily," presumably with the aid of Adobe Acrobat 8. It is unclear what the true purpose of a docomunent is, and whether or not docomunents are a feature exclusive to Adobe Acrobat 8.
"Adobe Acrobat 8: Send docomunents easily."
by Blake L December 25, 2007
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courage dot com

Mostly occuring in MMORPG's and FPS's, such as WoW or CS, is which players take on the personality and attitude of the character they are using. Fat, nerdy, no-lives are repeat offenders of using courage dot com.
Make It Rain: Another Head-Shot?!?!?!
Make It Rain: I guess that makes you my bitch!!!

%&#Lymph-Node#&%: Log off your courage dot com and say that to my face!!!

Make It Rain:....
Make It Rain: NO! You say it to MY face!
by Joe Blowes April 14, 2007
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dot com

Any internet-based company whose sole purpose is to make money fast, and whose principle achievement so far is to have lost nearly all the cash they started with.
by Linton July 11, 2003
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courage dot com

When someone tries to be badass over the internet, like on a forum, or blog because they aren't actually face to face with anyone.
DjDiddles: Smiley I'll kick your ass you little punk!
Smiley: Yeah I know you got that "courage dot com" you try talking to me like that to my FACE bitch!
by Schwindlig November 29, 2006
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Tooth Dot Com

When you unknowingly have something black, like pepper, stuck in your teeth.
"Hey babe... You got some tooth dot com going on right now".
by BiggMikeDee November 15, 2011
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dot com bust

When the dot com boom faltered in 2000/2001

Once upon a time when the www was still a new thing, a bunch of people realised the possiblity for income from this new resource. Thus, the comercialisation of the www began. As computer and internet access became more accessable via cheeper prices and more availablity, the amount of money dot coms brought in was in some cases incredible. Thus, we ended up with dom com billionare senarios where (for example) 21-year-olds were becomming rich in some cases very quickly.

Unfortunatly, it wasen't meant to last. Much of the dot com income came from advertising via banner ads and pop-ups.

Unfortunatly, as people grew tired of these and learned to ignore the banners and close the pop-ups the second they appeard (and started using pop-up blockers), the value of online advtertising rapidly fell. Suddenly, the amount of revenue gained from ads plumeted and (as an example) it started taking like thirty clicks or views of an ad to earn as much compensation as one would get.

Saldly, a lot of dom coms coudlen't keep up and what accounted for much on their income vanished.

In a matter of months, what was a booming industry suddenly became a bust industry. dom coms were failing right left forward and center, people were losing jobs with their entire investments lost because the companies stock prices plumeted and the job market was flooded with former dom com employees desperatly seeking employment.

Since so many people thought the dom com boom would last forever, they had invested a lot of money in dot com companies. They too ended up losing massive revenue and in some cases had to lay off a employees their losses were so severe.

As a result, we now have more unemployed computer professionals then any other industry COMBINED and finding a computer job is incredibly difficult.
I lost my job durring the dot com bust and wasen't able to get another computer job. I'm now working in a warehouse for minimum wage.
by anonymous November 6, 2004
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