THE Dorm

THE Dorm is a place for grown-ups. It is usually an apartment building in a lively part of town, where mostly single, or single divorcees live and really live it up. THE Dorm is an opportunity to re-live your fun party years, but you're not broke and can afford all the luxuries!

Hey, everyone's meeting at THE Dorm tonight! Karen's got it pimped out with everything one could ever want: video games, keg, beer pong, musical instruments. People just come and go at all times of the day and night, everyone loves hanging out at THE Dorm.

by Funny Moms October 22, 2016

dorksided

Evil, unsavory, tampering with un-Christian activities. Might be incorrectly pronounced as "dark-sided" by those who do not love the Lord.

Comes from Marguerite Perrin, an upstanding woman of God from the Fox series Trading Spouses

"She's not a Christian! It was so dorksided. Take this microcphone off of me--GARGYLES, DEMONS! Everything was tainted."

by Coleifornia December 15, 2009

Doris Day Parking

Any parking spot that seems as though it was meant to be, as evidenced by the spot's convenience to one's destination as well as the smoothness with which one can park their car in said spot.

Derived from the sort of parking found by Doris Day in any Doris Day movie.

See also: Rock Star Parking

Because of the sweet Doris Day parking I got in Westwood, I wasn't late for the movie.

by Amanda Louise November 30, 2006

dorm-storming

A verb, often the action of romping through dormitory hallways raging drunk. Can be used as an adjective to describe a state of drunkenness. Activities such as urinating in unapproved university toilets (the hallway/stair case), breaking shit, throwing up, drinking from multiple cups or cans in multiple rooms, conversations that you should never have with the opposite sex, conversations you will not remember, blacking out,etc... Many dorm-stormers will find themselves hung over, in another persons bed, or wrapped around a toilet the following morning. If you have ever had a night where you were in fact too drunk to go out to the party but continued to party in your dorm, congrats cause you are now a veteran of dorm-storming.

No, you were dorm-storming to the max last night

by Humping midget January 18, 2011

Dorm Goggles

The unfortunate and crippling phenomenon wherein one is interested only in the small number of potential mates who reside in his or her dorm. This is especially prevalent among freshman males.

Jay and Melissa started dating, but everyone knows he is only attracted to her because of a bad case of dorm goggles.

by worst_wingman_ever February 4, 2013

domspace

a state of mind much like subspace, but experienced by the Dominant during a BDSM scene.

The feeling of complete control over his sub made him reach domspace.

by anonymousDom January 30, 2018

Dorm Lag

Similar to jet lag, dorm lag describes the gap between current sleep schedule and a conventional sleep schedule, often made apparent when visiting home from college.

Brad had such bad dorm lag that he was going to bed when his parents were waking up.

by Rag Man December 19, 2010