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Dooty Call

When a person's toilet is out of order or broken and calls up a friend to hang out when actually just using the bathroom.
Joe was in serious need of a dooty call when the water was shut off.
by EpicSmith March 13, 2009
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dooty whore

a dooty whore is a girl who gets it anal and then sucks off all the dooty when your done
i fucked meghan in the anus then put my dick in her mouth to suck off all the dooty
by momma hobbit February 17, 2005
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dooty booty

Eat this dooty booty boy you a dooty booty boy
by anonymous November 24, 2021
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dooty chop

Bubba dooty choped austin so hard last night
by Dooty chop February 22, 2018
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dooty poose

dam nthat bitch has a dooty poose i aint goin near that shiat.
by FAH-Q May 13, 2005
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bed dooties

The act of brushing ones teeth, washing of face and putting PJ's on before being able to feel comfortable to get into bed.
One minute, I just have to do my bed dooties before I get into bed
by alliraxoxo October 7, 2010
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Do the Dooty Doot

1) It is a simple motion that consists of a person slightly jumping off the ground repeatedly fast while saying "Do the Dooty Doot"

2) Sexual context: a guy who is getting his dick sucked or is pounding some hot chick.

3) Drinking context: in reference to a guy or girl who is completely shitfaced and is dancing in a manner where there head is down, hand(s) up and are jumping. They are also most likely spilling their drink everywhere as they are about to blackout.
1) Brian: "Yo Kevin, do the dooty doot!"
Kevin: <quickly jumps up and down> "DO THE DOOTY DOOT!"

2) Brandon: "Hey, I think James is in his bedroom with that hot brunette!"
Justin: "Sounds like he is about to Do the Dooty Doot!"

3) Heather: "Holly shit, Nicole, look at Kathleen, she looks like she is going to blackout soon!"
Nicole: "She probably will considering she is doing the Dooty Doot!"
by SlamDunkonYou February 26, 2011
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