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dookie bomb

A poop in a public restroom that smells really bad.
The 4th floor girls of Bryan Hall drop dookie bombs all the time.
by pine November 1, 2007
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dookie cough

1. The phrase you get when you switch the first letters of 'cookie dough.' Simple enough.

2. A sudden and often repetitively occurring defense reflex which helps to clear the large breathing passages containing the waste product from one's digestive tract expelled through the anus, conceivably following coprophagy.
1. (c(+ d)ookie - c) + (d(+ c)ough - d) = dookie cough.

2. He made me eat his shit so when I gave him head I dookie coughed all over his dick. Payback, bitch.
by UnusedCliche January 2, 2010
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Spooky Dookie

Damn man. The power went out and i took a spooky dookie
by Bushwacker9000 September 12, 2016
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glock dookie

Toothpaste tubes filled with nut, poop, piss, or a mix of all inside, used by gang bangers or those with no stick (gun)
Quandale: “Ay say this a robbery empty yo pockets”
Daquavious: “Watchu finna do with that toothpaste, wait is that a GLOCK DOOKIE!?!?”
by lottapressure May 9, 2022
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Churn the Dookie Butter

The toilet got clogged after I took a shit, so I had to churn the dookie butter!
by MM85 July 15, 2014
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Doomer

A lack of faith in humanity, or people in general.

Giving up on all humans, or groups of people, for perceived slights or injustices committed by a few.

Lacking confidence in the future of humans because of an event, directly affecting their life or not, despite any positive response that happened.

Note: This is not limited to any particular political group, affiliation or generation.
Doomer: I just lost faith in humanity because someone hit a child walking down the street and just drove off. Nevermind the dozen people that stopped to check on them, and that called the police while doing everything they could to help the person in need. That one human who hit them makes everyone bad in my eyes.

Normal people: Ok doomer.
by Iegdesdages November 18, 2019
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doobiez

yo, where them doobiez at ?
by boobie watcher brody December 6, 2010
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