Doodlechip

When you cum uncontrollably into a bag of red hot, spicy Doritos, tie it up, and bash your sleeping lover with it

Joey: Damn! Ashley’s pissed at me!
Burt: what did you do?
Joey: I was pretending to be Swiper the Fox, and I nailed her with a good ol’ doodlechip

by NibbaTron February 1, 2018

doodlesack

A male's hairy ball sack

Fred has a great doodlesack

by Tori February 2, 2005

Doodlebanger

A Gay sex trafficer

Dude, you're boyfriend is a Doodlebanger.

by CoCo_NUT January 10, 2020

doodlelaserbutt

When a snowball is stuck up ur ass and it feels like a laser has been shot in ur ass and was put out with hot oil and acid.....

DAMN!!!! That doodlelaserbutt hurt like a mother fucker man!!!!!!!!!

by MeGaNkIlLsU!!!! December 3, 2006

Doodleface

A person who is drooling over another person of the same sex

Your doodlefacing again!!!!

by Izzy April 27, 2004

doodalectame

To take a number 2 or take a dump

I have to go doodalectame. He was taking a doodalectame.

by Big Trunk November 22, 2011

doodleiction

A goldendoodle owner who is overcome by a compulsion to constantly talk about, show pictures of and take their goldendoodles (multiple) everywhere. There is no cure.

Her family has to live surrounded by the symptoms of her doodleiction, door mats, cups and t-shirts portraying goodlendoodles.

by doodlediva June 16, 2017