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doodie bark

Farts that are caused by and are precursors to large doodies.

Doodie barks are a temporary form of relief from the discomfort of having to poop, when dumping is not an option.

They usually smell like the danger ahead.
"Oh dude, that fart smells like shit, gross"
"Yea I've had the doodie barks all morning. Thanks to this conference call I haven't had the chance to drop Obama off in the Oval Office."
doodie bark by nofx9019 December 2, 2009

doodie pootie 

When a woman wipes her ass from back to front.DIRTY GIRL.
I was wiping my doodie pootie and and got shit on it. Doodie Pootie
doodie pootie by crickety April 6, 2010

Doodie Shoot 

Noun:

1. A moist turdlet of exceptional length and slender build often coated in bacon grease.

2. A ripe prolapsed anus that is pulsating with anticipation of rapid forced entry.
You lickin' doodie shoots, for lots of loot till you gotta puke "Necro"

Keep your hands out of my Doodie shoot
Doodie Shoot by chickenmcfweeb July 12, 2011

Doodie Man 

He poops, a lot. Don't date him. He's nasty, and may poop on you. Avoid him as much as possible. He's unhealthy, dirty, and just rude. DON'T ENTER ANY PLACE WHERE HE'S AT!!!!
Doodie.com

Me: "Dude, why is poop all over the floor?"
Brittney: "It was Doodie Man."
Doodie Man by Pseudo Pod August 13, 2011

doodie-dufflebags 

a suffix added to a name to show dislike. Means the person is a big bag of shit. Commonly used by children. The only appropriate time to say this as an adult is when drunk and talking to a douchebag.

More effective if it rhymes with the name or creates an alliteration.
Timmy: "Matt Doodie-dufflebags is a piece of shit."
Timmy's mom: "Don't say 'shit', you're twelve."
doodie-dufflebags by screwyou2 February 5, 2010

doodie humor 

when someone that you are related to can make anything that is said into a joke dealing with doodie or having to take a doodie. they may also refer to a doodie they have recently taken.
youre eating a king size candy bar..until a family member says that it looks just like the shit they had taken this morning. they then precede to laugh very loudly because they just made doodie humor.
doodie humor by lilmissfunny July 20, 2010