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National don’t fucking touch me day

On April 22 it’s national don’t fucking touch me day.
If someone tries to hug you on April 22 then you can slap them and say it’s national don’t fucking touch me day, and walk away.
by Hazelynn April 17, 2019
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D-crunch going to add Finnies and Fais? But don’t blame me lol

D-crunch going to add Finnies and Fais? But don’t blame me lol
D-crunch going to add Finnies and Fais? But don’t blame me lol
by syafinaz? October 17, 2023
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A ptsd trigger for those who are very cultured.
"Oh no, I just wound you. Don’t tell me you’re broken. So not fair. I’ve taken extra good care of you and everything..." Jane said
"Never say that again!" James shouted with fear in his eyes.
by anonymous January 9, 2021
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Don’t leave me on paused

This is when you are on FaceTime. Then someone yells at you when you accidentally go on Instagram and you leave them on paused. Because they need all the attention from you.
Ali A- DON’T LEAVE ME ON PAUSED JESS

Jess- Oh sorry
by Vineisalive123 July 10, 2018
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Don’t try me

Bitch:Your ugly.
You:Don’t try me, I am a black belt in karate.
by EatTheBeltBitch. October 26, 2020
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Don’t buss me up

Another way of saying “don’t make me laugh

*Mandem trying to move to a girl”

James: Where you doing tonight Nia?

Nia: Don’t buss me up.... your breath is MAD

*2 people in conversation*

Nia: Are you going to the motive at the weekend?

Mason: Don’t buss me up You’re MAD ....... have you seen the insta stories his house is moving wreckless
by Masonnia December 25, 2020
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Don’t @ me

The ultimate snowflake comment. For those that wanna throw their opinion out there for all to listen and shut up, who are too lazy/weak/afraid to have meaningful discourse or potentially have their views questioned or shut down.
blah blah blah, don’t @ me” {aka no rebuttals allowed} *eyeroll*
by jess86 May 3, 2021
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