Doin Me

Being a complete moron. Those that say they are 'doin me' don't deserve to live on this intelligent planet. There is no room nor is there enough oxygen on this Earth for stupid people that say 'doin me' instead of 'getting my shit together' or maybe 'worrying about myself'.

Elliot- What you up to today?
Lauren- Dunno... just doin me.
Elliot- What the FUCK is that supposed to mean?!

by Nutmaster April 3, 2009

Doing a Meg

When you are doing a number two in the bed. Or anywhere that isn't a toilet

Doing a Meg came about cause Meg couldn't come to work one day cause she had severe gastro and had an accident in bed so she did a meg.

by iamsbp May 8, 2020

Doing a Meg

When you are doing a number two in the bed, or anywhere that isn't a toilet

Doing a Meg came about cause Meg couldn't come to work one day cause she had severe gastro and had an accident in bed so she did a meg.

by iamsbp May 8, 2020

Doing a Megan

Breaking anything previously thought to be unbreakable, Putting the yogurt pot in the sink and the spoon in the bin,

Excessive Clumsiness.

"why is the milk in the cupboard and sugar in the fridge"?
"Urghh, I was Doing a Megan"

by God23 February 23, 2010

Doing the Merch

A popular dance involving grabbing the ankle and taking pants off. Then a up and down motion while holding the ankles. There are variations of the dance but it has to involve grabbing ankles and taking pants off to be considered doing the merch

I got white girl drunk yesterday and next thing you know I was doing the merch

by dubadub September 22, 2014

Ding-dong dick me down

Ding dong dick me down can also be abbreviated to DDDMD. This can be used when you are ready to get that dick and nothing is going to stop you. Ding dong bitch gimme that dick.

Ding-dong dick me down daddy

by dingdongdickmedown August 14, 2020

Doing a Megan on It

When you can't face the fact that you lost a debate.

Megan just Doing a Megan on it cause she's a Poop

by Soffy May 21, 2018