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Dadded

When someone who isnt a dad, says a dad joke to spmeone who is a dad. That dad is allowed to evoke the rights of "dadded" by telling an even lamer dad joke
Jake says to his father "how do you make an octopus laugh?? Ten tickles"

Jakes dad replies " two men walk in to a bar, you would of thought one of them would of seen it "
** jake has been dadded**
by Hydraawakens69 March 16, 2020
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bird dodged

A term for Cock Blocked used in the movie "Bender's Big Score"
Consider Yourself... BIRD DODGED!!!
by Phosplelonagen May 15, 2018
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Dodged The Shoe

An archaic literary device referring to a scenario where an unpopular antagonist narrowly averts some kind of humiliating or catastrophic event to the great disappointment of the reader/audience.

Most recently this phrase has been used in a strikingly specific connection to the December 14 "shoegate" incident where an Iraqi reporter threw his shoes at George W bush shouting "here is your goodbye kiss dawg," but unfortunately missing on both attempts to the disappointment of billions of spectators worldwide.
Dave: "Did you hear Dick got Hottits Tammy fired for screwing up the cover sheets on his TPS reports."

Bob: "He's such a jackass. I can't believe he dodged the shoe on that one."

Dave: "And now there's no more Hottits. George Bush is a fag."
by oh come on who throws a shoe December 21, 2008
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dudded

They dudded me over this computer.
by G November 24, 2003
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Dodde

oh look its a dodde!
by lumito June 16, 2010
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dudded out

Spiffed out, dressed up, or done up to look spectacular.
Did you see my new truck? It' all dudded out with an awesome paint job, spinner rims, and pipes!
by melee2010 December 15, 2010
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Dodgedildo

A game similar to dodgeball, but instead of dodgeball, you use used dildos, particularly shaped like large phallus'.
"Wanna play dodgeball?"

"Nah, Dodgedildo all day for me"
by Sooty_ January 2, 2021
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