dogtard

A retarded dog.
Not able to function as a normal dog.

My dog is a fucking dogtard.
My stupid fucking animal is a dogtard.

by TheChristianator May 25, 2010

doctorddwillis

He’s the best xbox player

Let’s play with doctorddwillis on Xbox

by TailGunner06 April 12, 2019

dotard

An elderly individual in rapid mental decline, usually a condition that has been in the works for at least one election cycle. Rhymes with goatherd.

Jimmy: Dude, have you seen the color of that homey 's skin? It's like one of those orange construction cones got stuck on his head and melted in the heat of global warming.

Dude: Straight up! Don't be such a hater though. He's a dotard.

by Kim J.U. September 22, 2017

Doctarded

Anyone who is clueless about understanding a doctor's diagnosis and/or hospital/health care terminology.

Being the doctarded person I am, I had no idea what a hysterectomy was until yesterday ...nor did I know how to spel it.

by Chad Wieland February 6, 2009

Dotard

Donald Trump, and/or people who voted for Donald Trump.

"Did you hear Bob voted for Trump? What an ignorant dotard!"

by Mr.Retrovertigo September 22, 2017

Dotard

Donald the retard

Dotard gave an embarrassing speech at the United Nations the other day.

by GIzaaks September 25, 2017

dotard

When you are in the midst of your "dotage" meaning that you are in the midst of your mental decline. i.e. you're in the process of becoming a fucking idiot.

Hey Cara, have you noticed that Piper is becoming a bit of a dotard since he starting doing all that meth?

by cum bubbler June 11, 2006