Doink

The biggest blunt known to man supposedly created by the late Young King Dave

Tyler; What the hell is that your smoking

Mike; its a doink bro

Tyler; Didnt Chief Keef mention doink in one of his songs

Mike; Nah man YKD invented them while smoking one in the amish kiddd

by Tarvish May 27, 2019

doinkenstine

a zombie-esque sex slave

i dont think she really wants him, he walks around in a doped-out daze half the time, I think hes just her doinkenstine.

by bigtimedoinkenstine May 4, 2008

Doink Master

Someone who has large success in getting sex.

" Is that a Doink Master I want him!!! "

by DMCshawn September 27, 2018

sh-doink

A word commonly used by those of homosexual decent indicating they would like a large thick rounded blunt object resembling a penis to be shoved up their rectum.

Hey man how you feeling?
Pretty good man I could really use a sh-doink

by onewaylove May 6, 2011

reverse dolinka

A reverse dolinka is when a tall bald man decides to ride the polling house loop backwards only naked and screaming obscenities at ABRT riders.

The saturday ride backwards when riding with HT Dolinka, the reverse dolinka

by The mountain goat December 23, 2013

piffy doink

A BIG ass blunt. Usually rolled in a flour tortilla.

Jeff: Hey bro, just rolled a real piffy doink
Dave: Damn, let me hit that shit

by Florbenschtein May 19, 2018

Double doinkered

When a man and a woman (wearing a strap on) penetrate another man at the same time.

Jerry went to help Red and did not expect to get a rhino punch from her while he was getting double doinkered.

by Hammerhead250 November 8, 2020