dorchestrated

when clueless person or persons attempt to do something in which they have no prior experience nor education to expect success. they are their own worst enemy.

the family had never taken a long journey together, never traveled in a huge recreational vehicle nor planned their getaway very carefully. they could not have dorchestrated a better way to ruin their trip.

by em bee kay1 September 22, 2009

Doocher

A combination of a douche and a moocher. Typically someone that is cheap and annoying.

Those guys always whine about people donating, they are such Doochers!

by Not Currently Available March 13, 2009

dorchen

A man who is good with the ladies. Can have cool haicut.

He's a real dorchen!

by funwillfunwill March 28, 2015

docker's nod

Scouse for a head butt

Our kid gave soft lad over there a docker's nod

by notquitepatrick May 7, 2014

Dechen

A name to describe a very intelligent and beautiful girl. She will have many enemies, one of them her sister, because she is jealous of Dechen. She is very loving and caring and loves everyone, even those who hate her, and especially her parents. She will have a very romantic love life and be loved!

"She is so loving and caring" "It's cause she is Dechen"

by Satan4ev June 24, 2013

conall doherty

absolute alpha male that has 18 girlfirends and produces a constant stream of sperm and poo

wow i wish i had a pee wee like conall doherty

by conall doherty number one fan May 14, 2020

Docket Sheet

Federal legal paperwork that lists court appearances, hearings for downward departures, etc. A docket sheet can prove whether someone cooperated with law enforcement and, thus, is used to check someone's paperwork in federal prison.

Ex. 1

"Docket sheet straight, if it ain't we comin' for ya / Screaming CoCo County FAIM as we end ya life for ya."

Matty Boy From Rodeo, "Bitch I'm Known For That," October 9, 2018

Ex. 2

"If you've got somebody's name. If you got what their case number is, you can run that shit through PACER or any other service like that and get the Docket Sheet. On that Docket Sheet, you will find out just what exactly went on in the course of that person's pre-trial all the way to the end."

J.D. Rutherford, Prison Break Raw, March 14, 2021

Ex. 3

Gunner: Odelay Vato! It's paperwork check time! Let's see that Docket Sheet!

Raton: Docket Sheet? Huh?

Gunner: Fool! You know what I'm taking about!

Raton does a Tim 'The Tool Man' Taylor' grunt.

Gunner: You muthafuckin' rat! Just like that tool Tim Dick!

Gunner one-punch knocks out Raton.

by ZXY&ABC March 14, 2021