Can a bitch get a donation?

Just what it says. Can a bitch get a donation to pay her electric bill so she can get her lights back on? Can a bitch get a donation so she can put some food in her child's mouth? Can a bitch get a donation so she can pay the rent and her car note?
Can a bitch get a donation?

You go through your whole call log until you find someone who is willing to donate to a good cause.

Phone Rings:

Tia: Hello?

Conquesha: Hey girl, Can a bitch get a donation? The repo man is planning a stakeout outside my house.

Tia: "click" (dial tone...)

Conquesha: ...Shit, let me call Mo'Mo'.

by thatdude23 October 10, 2012

Donation

Synonym: "Pledge"

To promise to donate to charity but instead secretly keeping the money whilst taking credit for it.

When confronted, refer to the synonym

"Ms, we did not receive your promised donation"
-- "Yes, you did, I already pledged it".

by NightOwl_00 May 16, 2022

Donation

Is that real!? Did someone give me a million dollars!? No.... It... It can’t be real....

Iam “Did someone give me a 1.5 million dollar donation? Is this real!?”

Hym “It’s probably a scam... and you’re asking ME whether or not reality is real?”

Iam “Eh... You’re probably right...”

by Hym Iam November 11, 2022

goo donation

When a strapping young buck helps out the less fortunate by gifting some lucky broad a generous helping of his foamy goo.

"Why do you look so happy despite your visibly shattered pelvic bone?" Christina asked her friend, Margot.
Margot smiled demurely and said, "Buck, that young buck, gave me a hearty goo donation last night."
"Wait," Christina asked, "Are you talking about a human or did you fuck a deer?"
Margot just blushed. "I have a serious problem, Christy-bear."

by WhimsyFox February 23, 2019

Fellation Donation

When a male ejaculates into the throat of a reciptient after recieving such a request.

"the workd cum is sooo ugly i prefer the term fellation donation"

by Chief J May 18, 2020

Amber Donation

A pledge.

Pledging funds to a charity or organization.

Guy 1: "I'm going to make an amber donation to the NAACP."
Guy 2: "So...a pledge?"
Guy 1: "Yes! An amber donation!"

by Magnolious July 2, 2022

Blood Donation

A Blood Donation is when you eat a chick out while she is on her period.

Sheila said that she was on her period, so I told her it was time for her to do a Blood Donation.

by gfaisjdfjjwejo January 18, 2023