When a person gets you to go on a date with them unknowingly. The person invites you to a group social event, but then is magically the only other person to show up to the outing and proceeds to treat you like a date.
Damn, I was forced into a ninja date! Josh asked me to go to the movies with him and some friends from high school, but then he told me in the car that nobody else was coming! He refused to let me buy my ticket and kept trying to put his arm around me the whole night!
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Get the On a date kinda nervous mug.Doaenel is world's rank 1 Hecarim. Formerly been a KGB agent, Doaenel is trained in multiple psychological warfare tactics, such as: gaslighting and tactical account transfers. He is considered to be the greatest gaslighter of all time, having demonstrated his skills even low IQ pisslows such as Tarzaned that he's actually not the rank 1 jg NA.
He is also known to be a mastermind twitter raio giver, best known for having had ratioed Andrew Tate: ''I decide to live in my own FILTH. I haven't taken off my adult diaper in 8 months now, and I'm happier than I've ever been. Keep drawing your barriers. Real men draw hentai.''
It is said that even T1 Oner has requested his coach to build a shrine for prayer to the god of Hecarim inside of T1's HQ, which would explain his performance on the champion for the past months; of course, he wouldn't admit it if you'd ask him, it's like you know what I mean?
He is also known to be a mastermind twitter raio giver, best known for having had ratioed Andrew Tate: ''I decide to live in my own FILTH. I haven't taken off my adult diaper in 8 months now, and I'm happier than I've ever been. Keep drawing your barriers. Real men draw hentai.''
It is said that even T1 Oner has requested his coach to build a shrine for prayer to the god of Hecarim inside of T1's HQ, which would explain his performance on the champion for the past months; of course, he wouldn't admit it if you'd ask him, it's like you know what I mean?
-You lock in hecarim again because you watched Doaenel? I saw Tarzaned talk about how good lethal tempo Kindred is, why won't you play that instead?
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-THE VOICES ARE BAAAAAACK
by savarin79 March 8, 2023
Get the Doaenel mug.A date that has absolutely no meaning to at least one person partaking in it. This type of date is used in lieu of a usual romantic date. Its characterized by one person agreeing with everything the other person says, and trying their best to play the role of a good listener, a.k.a. the "Zombie" tactic. Their intent is to trick the other person into thinking they are are caring and attentive. The person does this in order to get laid and usually doesn't care about the other person's thoughts or feelings.
Oh my god, I can't believe Brian asked me out last night. He's so hot, I don't know what he could possibly see in me. I really hope it's not a zombie date.
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