dmitri

A Canadian university student who has immigrated from Belarus (aka. Russia). Typically found drunk singing the Russian national anthem at local bars/pubs/family restaurants.

That guy is drunk on four beers - he's so obviously dmitri...

by Testicleez July 26, 2006

dmitri boy

The definition of a Dmitri Boy is someone who dreams too much, but doesn’t think that they’ll ever reach where they wanna be, and their dreams die in their head

A: I want to make music
Also A: but I’ll never be able to
B: Don’t be such a Dmitri Boy, be like Arlo Parks

by Anonymous2453 January 31, 2018

Dmitri

Sexy blonde Russian male that seems fine and dandy until you realize that he occasionally cross dresses. Usually a giant man whore that admits he's gay and taken. When you try to screw him, his giant ass Russian boyfriend kicks your ass.

Boy 1: Did you see Dmitri last night?

Boy 2: Oh yeah, that gay ass Russian guy I thought was a girl?

Boy 1: No way, man.

by VeckAero May 16, 2012

Dmitri

Dmitri is that guy who plays outdated games and tells really bad jokes. He generally thinks he is hysterical but in reality, people think he is a dumbass. However, he is Russian and generally is good at academics which annoys people as they want more reasons to hate him.

Dmitri is an annoying fuck

by Peter Snider May 19, 2021

Dmitri

One of the kindest, most talented and amazing people you'll ever meet. He's fun and intelligent, and has great style. He is probably one of the funniest people you'll encounter, and makes you laugh with ease. He is athletic, hot, compassionate, sweet, adorable, and has a fantastic personality. Not only this, but he somehow makes everyone around him's life 10x better by being around him.

"Dmitri has an amazing personality."

by alexaisreallyreallycool May 28, 2019

Dmitri Antonov (Enzo)

Literally jesus: he is a side character in Stranger things Season 4 and is a confused russian guard who technically ends up fighting for america
He is a god

James: "I am god"
Linda: "ok dmitri Antonov (enzo)"

by Luke124 July 16, 2022

Colonel Dietrich

(Colonel Dietrich was the Colonel for the Nazi Army in Raiders of the Lost Ark who slaps Sean Connery repetitively with a black leather glove.)

When a dude is doing a chick doggy style, and the chick looks back at the dude, the dude slaps her face with a black leather glove.

Mary met her fate with Colonel Dietrich when she glanced back at Micheal.

by Matty too hatty November 15, 2006