Div

A British slang word for someone who lacks intelligence (an idiot) or is behaving stupidly.

Eg. You're such a div, Brent.

Stop being such a div.

by Brali August 17, 2017

div

Abbreviation for Divergence, an important concept in vector calculus.

Div expresses the expansion (or contraction) of stuff inside of a volume.

Magnets fucking work because the divergence of an electric field is proportional to charge!

by Kethis February 18, 2011

Div

A girl who’s funny and joke around a lot, but if you know her you’ll find out she’s very shy inside. She will make you feel loved even though you live miles away from her and is selflessly kind to you. She’s smart, she will care about you and basically she’s someone you’ll feel lucky to be friend with ! NB : she’s sexy

‘Last time Div said something that made me laugh so much !!’

‘Not surprised, Div is always manage to put a smile on our face, she’s the cutest.’

by melhol November 21, 2021

Div

Meaning to act like one has special needs.

Shelley: Katies being a div again sigh

by lolatmerly December 20, 2009

Div

A dozy person, who's perhaps a bit stupid, or just vacant.

Marni: *kisses teeth* Don't like English, bruv. Miss is such a div I don't learn nothing in her lessons, so I go to Sir's English class. He is well a div; just lets me sit in the corner doing nothing

by Whoremonger April 15, 2008

She/he/div. went Puerto Rico on me

When someone goes Puerto Rico on someone or when someone goes to Puerto Rico during sex, it means that she/he/div. licked the other person's genitals-more specifically the other's person asshole, because the person goes singing "ay ay ay (Puerto Rico)" from the excitement.

-So, how did it go last night?

-She/he/div. went Puerto Rico on me.
Or
She/he/div. went to Puerto Rico on me and I was like "ay ay ay".

by ChrisJohny May 20, 2021

Div

Word used by idiots to describe someone they think is an idiot (but actually is not).

Usually used wrongly or affectionately.

What a div.

Shut up you div.

by Brringo March 1, 2022