Urban Dieting

People who elect to screw the Weight Watchers point system and make up their own damn rules.

Weight Watchers needs to have an 'Oh Shit' I lost count point system because it's not working as the absinthe and martinis keep flowing. I can only continue with an urban dieting plan!

by Tinkerbell Hilton April 18, 2009

disingratiate

to knowingly act in a way that brings oneself out of the favor of another

Stevenson was chewing loudly, smearing McNuggets on his face, and flatulating while his friend was trying to perform legal research. Way to disingratiate yourself, Stevenson.

by stevenson7 January 13, 2009

dissing

putting down

he was dissing on my mom when he called her fat

by kitty February 24, 2004

Rust Dusting

Grating a frozen poo.

All the scent off poo, with none of the evidence.

On my last shift work before moving away. I stayed back late and did some rust dusting in the bosses office.

by tinyzzz January 6, 2014

Sugar dusting

To put pixie stick sugar in your butthole and then fart it into someone’s face

Sugar dusting, I smell sex and candy here.

by ISTS September 1, 2020

Crap Dusting

accidentaly shitting your pants as a result as an over zealous attempt to crop dust.

"dude, i tried to crop dust the library, but i ended up crap dusting it"

"you still got the pants?"

by famousfrank January 15, 2009

joe dirting

Leaving your child behind.

Chris Bennet was Joe dirting his child when he found out it was a girl.

by Evan Hunt June 6, 2010